Today's desert, Spotted Dick with a Dose of OWNED.

Gahahaha..
I JUST realized there are errors in my quiz results. Hehe.. That makes me an errorist, credit for weirded pun goes to superPSL!! Anyway the errors are numbah 10 for both quizzes so yeah:
10. (The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is) - Force her to admit that bball > nball.
10. (The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is) - Force him to magically retrieve his chem file from home so he'll stop using my notes..

Also someone attempted(pathetically seeing as she contradicted herself) to counter my stand against dumb lines such as,"if life is a song, love is the lyrics" with a humourous,"if life is a song, food, air and water is* the music & love is the lyrics".
*do note that food, air and water together becomes plural, and therefore it is highly recommended to use 'are' instead of 'is'.
Following by which she failed to counter my statements, i stated that lyrics are necessary for a piece of music to be a song, and according to her argument, without love a life should cease existence. However I don't see that happening. Things like the scenario below JUST don't happen.

Kate: Steve I JUST don't love you, you orphan without any family members, friends or even a god to love and by me dumping you, you cease to have love in your life.

Steve: -poof-

Further more her statement has instead further supported my theory. She stated that,"food, air and water is* the music", before my theory was without food, air and water, or JUST without air a life would cease to exist. She says that those 3 NECESSITIES are music, and without music a song is JUST rhythmic pitched talking. Thus once again according to her argument, without food, air and water, a life should cease to be. And that happens very often.

Death by Starvation: Lacks nutrients food provides. Possible? Yes.
Death by Drowning: Unable to use oxygen in water. Possible? Yes.
Death by Dehydration: Lacks water necessary for bodily processes. Possible? Yes

Following by which she contradicted herself, firstly in her (unnecessarily big)text, she called love, lyrics thus making it a necessity for a life, a song. Then afterwards she unwittingly claimed all love does was to make life more meaningful. She JUST MUST make up her mind. Furthermore, her claim of,"lyrics JUST add meaning to a song", was utterly disgraceful false, lyrics don't merely add meaning to a song, they MAKE it a song. Agreed? Settled(: Hehe..

Wow.. That WAS an amazing rant/counter-argument.

You know, I never really thought about it, but I'm so proud of my parents who were sane ENOUGH when they named me, also I'm glad of my name, Stanley. Personally what's the use of a pet name? If you so desperately want a "nicest sweetest names", go change your name, JUST ignore the weird looks the person at the registration counter gives you. To all those whose lives have been scarred by unnecessary and pointless names, let me tell you my story, I was ONE of the lucky few, who due to to better genes and more intelligent parents, escaped the horrible infliction of names such as sweat potato, humpkin and honey fart.

Are people(too general) morons(too mild) women(too sexist) dumb girls obsessed with names that seem to show perfection? It's like barbie, names like 'princess' and 'angel', princess isn't even perfect, it has like 2 asses, making a total of 4 buttcheeks. Don't bring up your children with false perfection, the world isn't as simple as that, and I'm sure your child would not be pleased with 4 buttcheeks. If these names really seem to be precious to you, why not name your children that in the first place? "Well.. It's not exactly a name..", you say. Then why call them that?!
Jeez..
If any of you short girls choose to name your children after a fruit, how about naming them after a popular delicious British desert instead?

The mighty SPOTTED DICK.

Anyway that's it for today.
This post was relatively shorter then usual so my humble apologies(:
NOBODY LOVES ME!! AND ME LOVES NOONE!!**
-poof-

**Do note that all occurrences of bad grammar were intentional and done with the purpose to mock the person's beliefs.