That's what the doctor told me, my twin, Cheryl and I had been diagnosed with a rare and incurable disease, only available to those with an IQ of 150 and above. Infected with Contemnocucus, Cheryl and I will now face countless disorders and difficulties throughout our daily and the rest of our lives. The Contemnocucus package comes along with side effects which include: an extraordinarily low tolerance level for stupid people, inability to accommodate with idiots(neither can live while the other survives), extreme prejudice towards morons and so much more.
So let's start of with an incident that no doubt has left several permanent scars against the life of my poor friend, JieHui, being shuai and good in sports, he no doubt attracted attention while on the train. While merely glancing around the train looking for fellow schoolmates, his was so unlucky as to make eye contact with this mainstream girl who was fat, pimpled and just plain ugly, the girl immediately assumed JieHui was checking her out, she actually giggled and tried to look cute (but failing miserably) by sticking out her index and middle fingers, putting them to the side of her left eye, then she..she..she..she smiled. JieHui nearly died, he was choking, no doubt caught between the need to vomit over the train floor and the importance of not ruining his adidas shoes. I don't dislike fat people, really I don't, however it's fat people who are stupid enough to believe themselves to actually be attractive that disgust me.
So I made a flowchart to clear things up whenever a girl has a HOT/shuai guy looking at them.
No shit.
However I don't dislike ugly people who work hard to lose weight, in fact I respect them. I dislike HATE stupid mainstreamERs, I don't hate them all, I have really good friends who are mainstreamERs, I just really don't think it's necessary to type like a friggin' retard, dunnchhiiexx euuiiexx aqqriiexx lorrhhiiexx? I mean honestly do you stupid people have any idea how idiotic you all are?! I mean why sink yourselves any lower?! Is it really so hard to type, "don't you agree?" Why the excessive and unnecessary spam of the letter x, is it one step closer to being a porn star?
Next is the way they like to smile and take pictures, is it necessary to drape hair over your eyes and shove the camera so close to your foreheads? I really don't see how that makes the picture look any more pleasing, unless of course you dumb mainstreamERs' definition of beauty is to like an asshole with a swollen head and no eyes. Then is the way they smile, some of you mainstreamERs aren't even close to ugly, yet you have to suck in your lips and squint as though you're constipating, what is wrong with you people. Really if
Ah well.. Why am I getting worked up? Oh yes and, can one of you other BLOG owners come up with a quiz to do?! Oh yes, more pictures(:
My classmate who I have no intention of Revealing becaUSe Such things are supposEd to be aLL private.
Rainy day smudgy effect thingy.
A wHOLE new world. Bad pun, sorry):
Reminds me of my twin, Cheryl the NICE COCK.
Hehe.. PistaCHIOs..Remember Cheryl hates idiots, so don't be one, if you already are, CHANGE while you still can, if not either let Cheryl kill you or tune in next time for Stanley's GuIDE to SucIDE. Cool, it rhymes(:
