..realized 3 great truths..
Guess I'll list it chronologically(ooh.. big word):
0. Lisa's and Lina's popularity in comparison are equal.
1. Yanling's head is unnaturally bouncy.
2. Hanisah's likes to mock disabled people.
3. Japanese girls are extra chio.
What? Isn't that 3 great truths? Weirdo.. Oh right time to talk about the great truths. Today's day was enlightening and eventful so it deserves a post to itself and this post ain't it.
"Lisa or Lina? Pick one. Choose wisely." Tough don't you agree? Several other people also faced such a dilemma when such a question was directed at them.
I asked several people from throughout the levels this question. And what did u know, it was a tie. The most used reasons for choosing Lisa were that she displayed more traits of femininity and perhaps she was less LUSTful compared to Lina and more emotional. Most people chose Lina instead because they had a bad experience with Lisa and were thus naturally more biased against Lisa. But it still ended with a draw, pitifully..
Now while we were inflating(a better term then blowing) balloons, several balloons drifted towards the prominent head of Yanling, and to Wenxiang and my amusement and bewilderment, they were thrown off with such a FORCE of propulsion. Naturally, being MEN of science we decided to test out this strange wonder, however Yanling resisted out little experiment with such FURY. Determined not be defeated, we strengthened our assault against her well protected head, bombarding her with sieges after sieges after sieges of balloons. The odds were against us, three other heads had risen to join the battle, Debra's, Hafizah's and Hanisah's, Hanisah's was more of an distraction, seeing as she had no ability to halt our advance. Forced to retreat, we backed down, giving our FORCEs time to recoup our losses. We were defeated but the WAR was far from over, recruiting Jiaqing, we returned the onslaught with such a competence, that we fell Debra. The tables had been turned, cornering the hunted, we unconsciously led them to release their most competent and impressive warrior yet, the almighty Weiren appeared, choosing to target our least protected champion, he assailed Wenxiang with such MIGHT, that Wenxiang had little choice but to FLEE with Weiren HOT on his heels. Though amazed at Weiren's capability, I realized that it was no time to let my guard down, with their HERO gone, Jiaqing and I led a full-forced final confrontation against Yanling's party, easily annihilating Hafizah, we turned our attention to Yanling, when it seemed that winning was at hand. Weiren burst into the scene, he must have realized that the defense of Yanling was more important than the head of Wenxiang. Focusing on Jiaqing, he forced Jiaqing into a corner where he rid Jiaqing with EASE. This fatal inattention was all Wenxiang and I need, directing hit and run, guerrilla attacks against Yanling's front, Wenxiang gave me enough time to sneak behind Yanling. It was a PERFECT pincer attack, with a quick and powerful strike of balloons, I delivered the finishing HIT(a better term then blow), with her hairdo seriously messed up, it was clear that Wenxiang and I were the triumphant champions of this WAR, a WAR which would go down in the annals of historical battles.
"It's never completely silent and i'ts* never completely dark. There are always stars that shine and other people who lie awake like you, lying in their beds and waiting for the light to come."
*oh god, next time there's a fuckin' red underline can you just bloody check it?!
No I don't think i'ts** comforting, have you ever met blind or deaf people, do you even know what i'ts** like to be in complete silence or darkness. The feelings of lacking one of your senses, have you any idea how frightening it is? I figured you didn't, if not why would you post such a unsentimental post. For these unfortunate people, i'ts** always night. But do you care? Of course not.
**all instances of i'ts were purposely and typed with the intention in mock the person's abilities.
Of course there are always stars that shine, isn't that like what they do? They shine. Yet another pointless statement you added in to make it seem longer. Comforting? My donkey. And there's like what, a few billion stars out there? "There are always stars that shine", of course there are, the odds of that not happening are like emptying a bottle of water into the ocean and managing to get the very same water molecules back when you refill the bottle. Pitiful..
I don't feel like colouring this paragraph.. Really I don't.. Sorry..
Yeah, people lying awake, for instance in the hospital, where someone is terminally ill, laying there, praying, pleading, begging, waiting for the light to finally come and end it all. End all the pain. Ever had a family member who was in his final stages of cancer, and death was imminent? No? I figured. Do know that the pain kept him awake, and that sleep was impossible? No? I figured. You know, when I saw him laying there struggling, it's really scary and saddening? Just several days before he was fine, dining with us and laughing along, and then, he's lying on a bed in a hospital, diagnosed with a sickness that's going to kill him. I could practically smell the sickness in the air. But do you care? Of course not. And just the next year, I lost my other grandpa the same way you described, lying awake then the light just came. You know stupid and painful it is seeing as I had made plans the night before to visit him in the retirement home, perhaps bring a box of chinese chess to keep him and his friends entertained, and someone has to phone me in the early morning to tell me that he passed away? And then when clearing out his things from the home I realized that he had a box of chinese chess in his cabinet, and it's like a fucking reminder of how I failed to ever play a game of chess with my own grandpa. But of course to people like you who are obsessed with bloody so-called comforting, precious and magical shit, do you care? Of course not. I fucking figured.
I edited the whole post exceeding that part, seeing as you people like colour, I do too(: Figured I shouldn't brood on the past, my grandpas won't like it.
And gah!! I'll post about the 1000th day tomorrow.
..and he rested on the sofa from all the posts which he had made. He colourfully depicted the 7th paragraph of the 7th post, and mass coloured it. Because in that he had finally fulfilled all his colourful duties which Janell created and tasked.
