Shazam(is that even a word?)!!
Firstly I believe someone turned 14 today. Well.. Actually a few million people did too and I feel bad about just dedicating a song to only my close friends so I'll dedicate to everyone born within ±3 days of 16th September. I'm not exactly experienced with adding videos so screw it. Go search it on youtube yourself.
Here it is anyway:
The Happy Happy Birthday Song
Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song
Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough
So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer
Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might
Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear.. (insert name here)
Oh Jiaqing(psl with 1337 3-pointer shots), I haven't contributed my share of the present!! Phew.. Lyrics really do help pathetic and weak-minded imbeciles make their posts seem longer. Secondly, my humble apologies to Raghav for forgetting to answer the quiz he tagged to me(before my blog was ready, that's one sin for you).
Here I go:
Wtf? It's the same quiz from Hanisah. I'm not doing the stupid choose 10 people again or the stuff about myself.. It'll just be the simple how i feel about about you(:
1. (The person who tagged you is) - ...FUCK!! @&%$#!! Note to self: REMEMBER to note notes to self.
2. (Your relationship with him/her is) - Same class(hopefully next year too), same level(hopefully next year too), same gender(hopefully next year too), brotha' and class psl.
3. (Your 5 impressions of him/her) - Shady, supah, shortER, psl, agrees that bball > nball.
4. (The most memorable thing they have done for you) - Prompted and boosted me to create this spawn of proded excellence that you are reading. Hehe..(see: egoism)
5. (The most memorable words he/she had said to you) - "
6. (If he/she becomes your lover, you will) - Wahahahaha(: Jump off the 7th floor of our school. Hey look, there isn't one, life's precious(:
7. (If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be) - His cup size. Hey? Flatness is a problem in my opinion.
8. (If he/she becomes your enemy, you will) - I'll kung-fu him. Hehe..
9. (If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be) - I played with the feelings of some random girl?
10. (The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is) - Come online so he can friggin' HELP me with this blog and ladidadida.
11. (Your overall impression of him/her is) - (im)matured, (in)sane, has a noticeable amount self-constraint, techGOD, better leader then the girl with SHORT-term memory. Please note that cases of immaturity and insanity are very rare and magnificent occurrences. As an extraordinary spectacle of nature, one must first venture deep within the natural habitat of the superPSL to gaze upon such divine intervention.
Additional facts of interest: The superPSL's diet consists of regular trips to the shrine of western culture for spaghetti alfredo.
And thirdly a rant. Usually i notice people without creativity tend to use inspirational quotes as their display name or in their lives thinking they sound all meaningful and stuff. Truth be told, it doesn't, be CREATIVE,
An overly used example, "there's no 'i' in team", why thank you captain REDUNDANT, in case u haven't noticed, there isn't 'you'/'u' or 'us' either. And if u split team up, there IS 'i' in it. Be amazed:
Together
Each
AchIeves(hey look it's an 'i'!!)
More
Still no 'you'/'u'.. Hehe..
Yet another one a level-mate used, "if life is a song, love is the lyrics", now you all might be going "aww.." right about now but wake up!! It doesn't even make sense. Lyrics are necessary for a song agreed? C'mon.. Without lyrics it's just music. So that makes love necessary for a life, it can only makes sense if u assume love to be (making)love, but i doubt she was trying to convey that.
The saying should go,"life is a song, food, air and water are the lyrics". I can live on a deserted island without anyone to love or to provide love, but take away food, water and air? Ah heck.. Just take away air and it's bye bye Stanley-boy.
Girls? Some of you may find cheesy/corny lines like,"I get lost within the swirly blues of your eyes" romantic, then realization hits you like a sledgehammer against a watermelon, your eyes AREN'T blue. Also some of you may feel attached to made-up words like starshine.. OMGWTFLOLROFLMAO!! Isn't that what stars do? They shine. Pfft.. Maybe I'll name my son babycry next time, cos that's what babies' do, they cry.
"It's magical and makes me think of precious things", no.. It's science, star's shine because they produce light from nuclear fusion within the star's core, and it looks shiny cos it's far away. See a simple apparition explained with good ol' science. Makes you think of precious things, that I agree, it's like you walk past a jewelery shop and can't purchase a diamond cos ur poor, the diamond's precious but still our of your reach, so close yet so far. Just like the star, so close(you can see it), yet so far. Nearest Star, Proxima Centauri, 4.3 light-years anyway anyone?
Ever watched Poseidon anyone? The part where the mother(Maggie)(Jacinda Barrett) was separated from her son(Conor)(Jimmy Bennett), HOWEVER they could still see each other through a metal cage, oh did i forget? The water was rising. That's how sick and twisted so close yet so far can be.
Anyway, my mum's making pizza and I've gotta go help so here's a blissful picture of the beach(i painted it few years back) and other random pictures to keep you soothed and sane.
Isn't it all peaceful and stuff? Hmm.. Looks better in real-life. I blame Rena's Camera.
