Hey fellow guys, we're in danger.. Hanisah thinks we don't deserve to live.. Yes I know there's a major flaw in that statement, we all have no intention of dying, ESPECIALLY in the hands of a short netballer. So she tried* to rebuke me by telling me how she would try* to rally the forces of the female and try* to kill us in groups, one by one.
*notice the intense usage of the word "try" in its present, past and other forms. This means it's an attempt which has yet to succeed.
I like the way she said she'll kill off each of us in groups, one at a time, just shows that according to Hanisah, 1 group of girls = 1 guy, also groups with females similar to Tricia or Adeline require only a small make-believe insect to be chased away. And we AREN'T short netballers, we have better view of the surrounding landscape, so we'll notice when one of us gets "taken down". And Hanisah in her moment of brilliance chose to reply with? Oh it's ok, I won't tell anyone the master plan. Um.. News Flash? You just did.
You never fail to astound me with your height ineptness height stupidity height habit to contradict yourself.
Here's the deal Hanisah, you bestow the new name of irritating upon me and I give you the new name of short.
What?
It's not fair?
How so?
I AM irritating?
Um..
You ARE short.
I'm beginning to dislike mentoring, recently there have been several sessions to "improve" us.. Honestly, these sessions are not helping us at all. You'd improve us more by organizing captain ball matches between classes(: That'll be fun and it’ll really promote teamwork and unity, something that several of the classes in our levels seriously need.
Ah well.. At least our school's much more united compared to neighbourhood schools. Really, our school you see the different levels mix around and hang out with each other, just look at our basketball court, you see year 1s, 2s, 3s, 4s and 5s all bballing together, there's no,"Oh! I'm year 5 and you're not and I'm cooler then you so I wont bball with you..", there's no discrimination between levels and degree of coolness, it's just,"I want to bball. You want to bball. Let's bball(:".
On the topic of stupid mainstreamers, are all mainstreamers liars? I really don't know, cos there are pictures in which I have no idea what the thing in the middle is, the only hint I get is the caption: Hottiiexx. I think it's a red herring, meant to make you stray away from the right path cos that thing in the middle is far from hot. These people are worse than handicapped people, my ex-classmate(now in RI and not some mainstream school) has one deformed leg with only 3 toes, he knows he can't be a runner, so he works on his arms, he's 1.5m and does 13 pull-ups, he accepts his flaw and tries to improve himself somewhere else. You dumb mainstreamer girls? You try to cheat the world, you LIE to yourself, you call yourself HOT when it's obvious you're not(cool it rhymes), you could always smile naturally and I'm sure you'd look better but no, you try the stupidest things to make yourself look "hotter". Really when I view some pictures on friendster, I find myself:
1. Laughing uncontrollably and clutching my ribcage.
2. Gasping then diving under the table to hide.
3. Grabbing the bible from the top-shelf.
While browsing through friendster with an "anyhow" account, I randomly added "cute"** girls, and they just accepted, making their profiles and pictures that they put on the internet accessible to me. In other words I shouldn't be bothering to cover their eyes and making them harder to recognize, but I'll cover anyway, some things*** are better to never be seen.
**do notice the inverted commas, this is a form of sarcasm.
***notice i used some THINGS and not some people.
"Cute" girl 1
"Cute" girl 2
"Cute" girl 3
"Cute" girl 4
"Cute" girl 5
"Cute" girl 6Yes I know there isn't much creativity, it's always puffed-up cheeks and sucked-in lips, but what can you expect? What more do you want? These are after all pictures of mainstream girls.
P.S. A hotline has been set up for people traumatized by such pictures. If you feel that your memory has been scarred by such "cute" girls, do call in at 1800-OMG-CUTE, where our lovely counselors will be glad to calm you down and perhaps reduce the damage.
1. It was on Hanisah's blog.
2. The title is stupid.
3. Hanisah enjoyed it.
4. The singer's name is on my thumbdrive.
5. Sean UC Kingston
But people would crap and blabber if I said a song SUCKed without listening to it, I don't really give a damn if people crap and blabber, but it's against my nature to make assumptions without checking it out so I listened to it. And damn.. Beautiful girls does not SUCK.. SUCKing is an understatement, this song is horrible, it's miserable, it's pathetic, I just can't find enough words to describe the damage this SUCKage song did to my ears. Ugh.. Serious Sean Kingston doesn't even look cool, he's no better then those mainstream girls,
No one said that cool people aren't allowed to SMILE you know? Retard.. Don't understand how its so hard to just be natural and smile, instead of looking like a Sean Kingston. There's no reason to look so gloomy Sean Kingston, I just gave you a reason to SMILE, you are now officially my top most hated Singer thanks to your horrible ripped-off song, so SMILE(:
That's better.But nevermind, Raghav cheered me up with a OWNAGE ego boost(:
Connection Canceled..
