So Obama Succeeds: My pants burn yet again..

Sizzle Crackle Snap!!

I lied about the pictures. They aren't coming on Mon, they're coming today(: Enjoy, both the post and the pictures(:

"Whose side are you on?!", I asked Russell this question on Friday, it was a stupid question. So Russell attempted to enlighten my class about how this world is sexists towards females and how we can change that.. However much I don't like that topic(I'm a guy?), I won't bother opposing it as I respect women/women-to-be, really I do, it's just that I have high expectations and not all women/women-to-be deserve respect. 3 main women/women-to-be in my life who I really believe deserve respect(P.S. I'm not saying all the other women/women-to-be don't deserve respect), they are my Mom, Rena and my beloved twin, Cheryl Chong, the Nice Cocky Wonderful Person(: So yeah I take off my hat to these women/women-to-be. No really I DID take of my hat!! See!!

Hat on.

Hat off.

Feminist women!! I salute you!! For fighting for what you believe is just. What I can't stand is hypocritical(See Hanisah I don't like hypocrites like those retarded Psls in the previous post, so I didn't crush your opinion. The term CRUSH is more literal. Hehe..) women/women-to-be who use the image of being a feminist to their benefit. When I was in Primary School, there was this obnoxious girl, when we were being served dinner during some school celeBRAtion, the guy serving went,"Young man, you should eat more to grow taller!!" then he served me more than the idiot, almost immediately there was this high pitched monkey jabber, the moron started "educating" me and the poor serving guy on how this world shouldn't be sexist.

"Asshole.." I though to myself, think there was no way she could degrade herself anymore. I was wrong. My friends reserved me a spot in the canteen, the moment I sat down. The high pitched monkey jabber came again!! "You know, as guys you should give up your seats to us delicate girls." "Asshole.. Asshole.." There were 2 major flaws in that statement.

1. Weren't you feminist awhile ago?
2. Delicate girl?! WTF?! There was 5 of them, and each was progressively uglier, they stood in a circle so it was a never-ending infinite circle of ugliness.

Hypocrite.. If you're gonna be feminist then stand or sit or the cold floor and eat, if not then ask nicely and then watch as I deny you "delicate girls" the chance to eat in a proper dining position.

Oh I also want to dedicate a picture each to another 2 girls who have been really COOL(not as COOL as Ronald or Bernard but good enough) to me(:

Hi, guess the BRA in celeBRAtion should have been enough of a hint(: So yeah this picture is dedicated to Debra who has been a good friend, a reader of this blog and also for forgiving me when I made one of the stupidest mistakes possible): Oh and where's the picture from? All you NUSHS students should know(:

Second dedication to Hanisah for ~~arguing~~ ~~ALOT and calling me half-blind~~ being there when Xavier's around, boosting my ego, being there also when Xavier's NOT around, reading this BLOG and most importantly, introducing me to Rena(: Told you crush was literal, you like things which are ~~stupid~~ sweet, ~~pathetic~~ precious and ~~moronic~~ magical, so I crushed a Purple Heart Sweet, it's both a Sweet and it's sweet, it's also a Heart which is precious and it's Purple, Purple is magical cos Dumbledore wears it.

While taking a stroll in school today I noticed a piece of blue paper folded in half lying on the floor. Opening it I noticed it must have been a dedication of some sort towards this Lynnette person. It looked plain, really it did. Being a samaritan that I am, I tried to correct it, searching for a crucial reason why such a lovely message of loveliness could look plain. Checking here and there, up and down, in and out, front and back and so on, I realized where such a lovely message of loveliness had gone wrong. "Alas!! There wasn't a mark from Stanley!! How could I have missed it?!", I lacked an object to write with, I meant to write with my blood but I realized I could feel pain, I don't like pain): So I did the next thing that popped to my mind. I stepped on it. Hmm.. Not much effect. Wetting my shoe, I tried again, twice actually. Still it seemed plain, refusing to be defeated, I checked again, twice actually, and found a flaw that an expert like me, in careless excitement, missed. The paper had no letters S.. T.. A.. N.. in that exact order. After a quick modification, it was perfect. I present to you, the lovely message of loveliness dedicated to this Lynnette person!!

Isn't it beautiful?

Someone tried to scam me today, going on and on about how car exhaust, factory emissions and cow's burping would cause Global Warming. Nice try, everyone knows that Global Warming is because of the twin sons of Oah. You don't?! Here I'll enlighten you(:

Oah, the great all-rounded one, in one seventh of a day, created the world, the world was too peaceful and tranquil for Oah's liking, it was too not like bridge. So he decided to amuse himself, he would create two powerful beings from his nuts(that's why Oah is so GAY, he has no nuts!!), two beings so similar yet so different, and he would watch from above how these two conflicts learn to support each other infinitely, yin and yang. But 2 mystic beings couldn't just materialize in the world, Oah needed a portal of some sort.

A young girl named Gam was skipping along when.. BANG!! She felt her body start throbbing and vibrating.. AAAH!! Followed by.. OWN TIME OWN TARGET!! Nats came out first, followed by Nreb, two months later.

"Um.. How does this apply to Global Warming?"
"..You suck.. Fine, we'll skip to when the boys were older.."

Now older, Nats and Nreb had already varied much. Nats was messier, with rather long black unkempt hair anyhow smeared to one side, the hairstyle he woke up with was the hairstyle he used for the day. Nreb, was more tidy, with strands of white hair amongst the black, he would used gel to keep his short hair up and neatly curved to one side for the rest of the day. Nats was HOT, Master of Fire, prone to insanity and randomness. Nreb was COOL, Master of Ice, displaying lack of emotion and nonchalance.

"Um.. Global Warming?"
"..I'm getting there.."

Usually the two brothers kept each other in control, each canceling out the opposite's negative effects, Nats taught Nreb to feel emotion, Nreb taught Nats to shut up. Oah was bored.. He preferred more conflict than a happy ending. Inflicting the happy youths with puberty, the twins noticed these strange "girls", and began toning their fire and ice powers to maximum overdrive(actioning). You might think they still countered each other but they didn't. A fight ensued where one should display their powers, Nats created the Holocaust and Nreb the Cold War and many other conflicting fire and ice entities. The world was thrown in chaos until finally the brothers separated. Nreb took the poles of the world and Nats the middle, being too far apart the brothers no longer managed to fully counter each other's divine powers. Nreb froze the poles and Nats created deserts.

"..um.."
"..shut up.."

Then a young girl, Gnob appeared in Nats region, Nreb noticed and sought to reach this Gnob, however he was bound by his promise to stay within his land. Nats noticed his brother's pain and finally, the brothers reunited in a Year 1 Ear-training Sight-singing Music Module, with Gnob in it. All seemed well until Nreb got together with Gnob, doing so he no longer needed to fully display his COOLness, Gnob didn't allow him or else other girls would get attracted. The world steadily became HOTter, till Nats had no choice but to tone down his display too. As Nreb and Gnob's relationship grew, so did the seeds of jealousy within Nats' heart. Finally when he could not stand the intimacy between his brother and Gnob, he released his powers again.

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And that's why nowadays, the daytime weather is uncontrollably HOT cause Nats is actioning. Nreb tries to stop him by freezing the world a little, but Nats' display is too forceful and Nreb has to save energy for chilling with Gnob, thats why sometimes there's random bursts of rain, Nats powers prevents Nreb from COOLing down the world so the ice melts into rain. And when there's extremely cold blasts of wind and extremely intense rain, Nreb is spending time with Gnob, in a COOL intimate sensual way and Nats is slacking. Even so the world won't COOL down cause Nats is just slacking and will be using full power the next day and Nreb can't use full power or he'll freeze Gnob, seriously, Nreb and Gnob are way too close sometimes.

See a simple logical explanation to Global Warming, instead of some monkey jabber about carbon dioxide, methane and water vapour. Pfft..