Saturday, August 9, 2008

Can people get owned more than once?

Somethings are just hilarious.

Like when your parents leave their keys with you in the car, you lock the doors and can't unlock it when they return. Then you panic and your palms start sweating making the pulling of the unlock switch practically impossible.
Yeah, hilarious.

Well I guess comedy and hilarity aren't just confined to me, sure there are loads of other people who are humourous too. Like who you say? Well Hanisah for one. So in lieu of National Day and our Singapore athletes heading for the Beijing games, we were give cards with Li Jia Wei on em. Wearing a white top, we were supposed to pen our well wishes on it. But c'mon, would i suddenly have a craving to follow authority and order? So i turned her into Li Joker Wei. Heh, i practically designed the joker on her face, I'll upload a picture as soon as my main computer is repaired.

On a side note, why on Earth is Li Jia Wei, NOT born Singaporean, bearing the
Singapore flag in the Beijing games?

And back. Hanisah thinks her Li Jia Wei is better. 3 lines of deep and meaningful text and a perfect depiction of the Singapore Flag. To any developing countries in need of a flag, ring up Hanisah and she'll astound you with her artistic flag-drawing techniques.

Simple logic in place now. Assume the only possible tasks in the universe is task A and task B. If i can perform both tasks perfectly whereas Hanisah can only perform 1 perfectly, i can hence conclude that i am better den Hanisah. She rebuts that she can recreate Li Joker Wei, but when requested to do so, refuses because of a highly valid reason, she just doesn't want to.

Well I can get a cap of 7.00/5.00 but I just don't want to.

Little girls are stupid. You can practically sell them a pack of fries twice, and they'll buy it the second time just because the superficial packaging is different. Not cause they need the extra carbohydrates or for any other remotely intelligent reason, they'll just buy it twice because of the packaging.

This is basically how the creators of Totally Spies work. Pretty clever they are, ripping off little girls. Don't believe me? Watch 2 episodes of Totally Spies, or more if u want to bleed from your eyeballs. And all of this will happen, in the EXACT order.

Girls leading their normal lives.
Primary problem arises. Usually something stupid like clothes or the blonde picks a fight with the squeaky one.
Uses a seemingly normal object and is sucked away!! You'd expect them to no longer scream after so many repetitions.
Secondary problem arises.
Gets the details and gadgets from the bald lecher and the sofa flips, transporting them away.
Encounters baddie(s).
Loses.
Baddie(s) tells them the whole plan while leaving them incapacitated.
Baddie(s) leaves to finish plan and chooses to let girls die a slow and unsupervised death.
Suddenly a gadget is remotely useful.
Suspenseful escape.
Beats baddie(s).
Bald Lecher arrives with helicopter and TONS of armed forces to pick up beaten baddie(s).
Secondary problem concludes.
Girls return to normal lives.
Primary problem concludes.
End.

This ain't a very long post, but i hope it's refreshing to all who read it.
And in response to the title, yes they can.

Buzzing!