I'm back, BABY!!

Guess I'll stick with this font for the time being.

Haha, a month since I posted. Can't remember my excuse for not posting and no going to bother. Live with it. Okay that seems harsh, thanks to guys and gals who actually wanted me to blog, not to mention pester and keep a record of how many days i didn't blog.. So orientation has finally ended(yeah like 3 weeks ago you lazy slacker) and I'm stuck with my new class, 308 for another 2 years(minus 3 weeks you lazy slacker). There are benefits though.

Most notably, I have received an upgrade; as of year 2008(plus 3 weeks you lazy slacker), I AM the 3rd tallest in my class compared to 4th in 2007. I remain confused with being in year 3, still referring to the year 2 shrimps as year 1s. They still look puny.

Several new students and teachers felt that this year's orientation was a success. Mostly because they haven't experience previous orientations. I have, and a standard has been set, this year is notably my worst orientation yet, it's been a sad decline from year 1):

OH!! I got a lollipop from Cheryl, there was a scorpion in it. The scorpion's body is still in my class, so feel free to drop by to take a look(the scorpion got ripped apart and scavenged by ants already you lazy slacker).

Shooting the intro video for the year 3 amazing race was fun. Raghav plans on doing video IR, whatever that is, either way, I'm in it. Yay(: Only part of orientation in which I really had fun was day 3, during the investiture we had to present a skit based on the theme for this year's orientation, conundrum and so we did(: This was the story we acted out, suggested by the only one sadistic enough, me(:

Pan(Narrator): It was a dark and foggy night.Rest of class: Ooh.. Ooh..
Pan: Hanisah was driving.
Strong men group 1, Stanley, Ryan, Shen Dai, John and Hanisah(Driver 1): Carry the makeshift car that Hanisah is "driving".
Pan: And so was Mr. Ho in the opposite lane.
Strong men group 2, Ying Wei, Jaryl, Hehao, Htoo and Mr. Ho(Driver2): Carry the other makeshift car Mr. Ho is "driving".
Pan: But then.. The next day, both of them were dead!!
Rest of class: Gasps of horror in Mr. Ho's case and shrieks of delight in Hanisah's case. Haha.
Mr. Ho: Pulls shirt higher so head is covered.
Pan: And as you can see, they no longer have their heads. So what happened? Question posed to audience who can try to answer the conundrum.
This is the part where people try to answer and fail.
Miserably.
Pan: Well they were both driving and it was a foggy night.
Strong me group 1 and 2 and both drivers: "Drive" out singing "the wheels on the car"
Rest of class: Sings too.
Pan: It was foggy right? So the fog condensed on the glass and both drivers could not see, so they stuck their heads out the window, and since the cars were coming in opposite directions?
Strong me group 1 and 2 and both drivers: Let cars "collide" and makeshift heads(netball and football wrapped in paper) fall out and roll.
M08308: Concludes

3 major things have happened in January: I'm mentor-rep, Fibo(whee!!) level-rep and my "greatest" achievement in Jan? I'm first to be banned.

Needa buy presents): For? Kai Hui, Cheryl and um.. Yeah.. Plan to do so on Wed after Video IR. Michael? When i said fold 1000 intricate thingies for her? I was kidding, try to aim for a more significant number. Eh? Wtf? Who am I to give advice? I myself need help!! This means you Christine.. Help!!

Bah. Getting damn pissed each day with the ERP here, it being unable to reduce traffic jams doesn't stem from it charging too little, but from the fact that the whole basis behind the ERP is stupid; charging money won't suddenly make cars magically vanish off the face of the Earth. All this stupid idea manages to accomplish is to force people to wake up earlier(making us grumpy and cranky and thus become lazy slackers; don't blame me for the lack of blogging, blame the government), in a desperate attempt to avoid the ERP. But hey!! Look!! Almost everyone thought the same way and went earlier as well, so damn smart government, thanks for pulling the jam to 5:30 instead of 6:00. It's an endless cycle, eventually, the ERP will operate even earlier and charge more and people will wake up earlier(and become more grumpy and cranky and blog less), resulting in the jam to be moved to an earlier timeslot. Brilliant idea isn't it? No really, there's no sarcasm there. You keep the number of cars equal or more, you don't remove the jam, you still charge drivers with an ever increasing ERP, basically you earn. Ingenious if not for the fact that I'm on the losing end.

Schedule too tight to post pictures(will do so when not grumpy and cranky).

Till then, bye bye(in an unnecessarily cute voice from worms armageddon, coincidentally the game that got me banned)!!

Dedication of Emotion(:

And so it begins. To those who claim I didn't colour the previous post, they're wrong, I coloured it okay?! White(:

This 4 days' have been Crazy, I experienced so many Crazy feelings:

Hopeless
Embarrassed
Retarded
Youthful
Longing
Cranky
Helpless
Owned
Nuts
Great

Hopeless:
Hansiang helped install TF2 on my laptop on monday but he must have changed something which screwed my internet browser, so I did some random technical adjustments to fix it but it wouldn't get fixed. So I did some system restore which was suggested by? Guess who? Hansiang? Bingo.. So I did it and guess what? My browser was still screwed and not just that, TF2 got screwed as well.. Damn I felt so Hopeless at being unable to fix a problem caused by my router and not by my internet browser..

Embarrassed:
Yep.. Continued with the graffiti down in the carpark, it's coming out pretty good but I dislike the orange spray can, alot.. I wanted a slight squirt so I pressed lightly, nothing came out.. Exerting a little more pressure I squirted a bright orange patch onto the yellow portion, had to redo when it dried.. But that's okay cos noone was there to see me screw up(not rosalyn). Eventually, Lewis and Weiren who were keeping my company left and I got lonesome, so I left to join Altron*, Jong, Christine and Tricia for frisbee even though I'm not in frisbee.. Or am I? Eventually they left too and I got bored, very very bored. Looking at some year 1 orgy over a soccer ball failed to remove that melancholy so once again I left.. Clearing up the spray cans, I stuffed them into a make-shift containment unit, a A4 printing paper box.. Walking up the staircase back to the concourse, I happened to notice Pearl glancing upon me and so I did the coolest thing possible. I slipped and dropped 3 cans.. Jamming the first 2 cans with my right and left feet, I saw the last bloody can rolling away, back down the steps.. Why don't people make spray cubes?! Bah.. Embarrassment.. Why did I drop the bloody cans?! Sweating while walking to staffroom, and it had nothing to do with running to and fro for my laptop and bag which had somehow found their way to 2 opposite ends of the school.

*I think the cheer routine today was unnecessary, all Fibonacci needed was for Altron to go up on stage, somersault and back-flip several times and the trophy's in the bag(:

Retarded:
Today was supposed to be the day in which I'd begin trying out the NO$GBA emulator. Let a young boy dream. I sat in the hall and thus became a potential target for recruitment in frisbee, and so I did.. After fibo C-div got a walkover against Nobel, I was recruited and told to organize a team, eventually Bernard, Xavier, Mag, Gerlynn(the taller one) and of course.. Stanley(: So we played against Fleming next, we were really nervous cos none of us had any experience in frisbee. The score? 9:1 Yeah.. Us 9, pity this person who loves to thunder round objects wasn't playing or the score could have been double digits.. It was really Retarded.. Against faraday we were only given 5 minutes and so we won.. 1:0 though. So Fibonacci won for frisbee C-div.. Nice lunch made up of biscuits, sweets, lollipops, chocolate and potato chips, reminds me of the time Fibonacci C-div feasted after owning in Captain's ball.. And of course Fibonacci won cheer again..

Youthful:
Lego is cool, seriously(: While Xavier was playing my NO$GBA emulator, instead of me.. Playing a dual-screen on my com, instead of me.. Playing Pokémon, instead of me.. So Wenxiang and I spotted this plastic bag lying in the middle of the cold, empty and deserted hall, turns out it was full of those lego blocks for like 3-year olds? So we made a bball hoop!! And we were doing like crazy dunks with my stress ball, the one with the smiley face(: Later we jumped to smash the ball against the protrusion where the technical people go. In a mad desire to jump higher, we jumped off chairs, but we were scared the chair would slip so we didn't use all our strength. Wasn't much strength left anyway, so tired. Then the ball magically flew to the 3rd floor.. After I retrieved it, I threw it down to the 2nd floor, almost immediately there were shrieks of delight. Ball got stolen by year 1 girls, who ended up hiding under the table tennis tables(: Hehe.. Playing monkey with Wenxiang, Jiamin, Cherie and Shihui is even more tiring.. Soon Danielle came out and laughed at us, mostly me, for being so childish. I felt so Youthful!! Hey wait.. I always do..

Longing:
Wenxiang says it was rather obvious when I turned, then I froze and my maniacal laughter ceased. Damn it.. I need to control my Longing.. Can't keep wishing you'd come back):

Cranky:
Thursday morning I woke up real Cranky, maybe it's cos I woke up the wrong side of bed, which unfortunately happens to be against my desk. Agony.. But seriously, yesterday's Longing got the better of me, somehow I dreamt about this old pottery teacher I had when I lived in Bishan, and her name happened to be Pearl.. I was angry against her and we argued, then I woke up with tears in my eyes. Several times actually, tired..

Helpless:
I felt so weak today.. Tired and sore all over, felt Helpless.. Didn't even have strength to look at the mirror this morning.. I think Wenxiang understood my agony seeing as he contributed to it and also he was in pain too.. Hehe.. We had difficulty sitting straight in the auditorium, our back's had sore muscles, so did our thighs.. And out calves.. And our shoulders.. And the rest of our bodies

Owned:
Guess what Owned me today? 2 powerful words: Mass.. Dance..

Nuts:
Yes I am Nuts.. After a sleepless night, a sore day and a dance, I still bothered going for swimming training.. Trying to catch up with Jinson is agony, countless continuous 200m dashes with hand paddle without kick, then 50m sprints. At least the class wasn't as full as usual, only person faster then me would be Jinson, good for my ego and good challenge. Training was actually enjoyable, must thank my juniors from 103 for that song they sang, about rain on skins. Somehow it was playing in my mind during the swim, annoying actually but it managed to motivate me to swim.. Somehow.. Body was double sore afterwards, but no pain no gain(:

Great:
I was actually planning to step back from posting for awhile but someone returned and I meant to make this post a dedication. This was supposed to be done before arts fest but it's my nature to slack. But it's time to finish what I started. Yes I feel Great, I watched the pianissimo concert, maybe less watching and more smsing, had a buffet at some hotel restaurant and had a class "BBQ". Maybe not exactly a BBQ, cos it rained and the air became too humid to start a fire, so we took the most logical route, we went to Hehao's house* and cooked there(: He has a nice house, sorry if it took you 2 hours to clean up after we left. Claudia got stomachache thanks to her own cooking, noone got from mine though.. Phew.. Pastries from buffet weren't bad, got pictures below. And smsing year 1 girls can lead to weird consequences, you sms one and gradually you end up smsing two of her friends. What's up with that?

*trying saying Hehao's house, it's cool(: Sounds like her house house. Fascinating don't you think?

What's that spell?
C.H.E.R.Y.L.C.H.O.N.G.

Cool place isn't it? For those who know where it is, it's been unlocked for awhile. For those who don't, go find out(: Looks like a scene from some horror movie.

The proud creation from Wenxiang and I, supposed to be posted earlier but, you know me(:

Wow.. Some people can do just about anything with a lego bball stand and a lego bball hoop(:

Ready and..

Takeoff!!

Whee and..

Touchdown!!

-smash-

-bang-

-score-

Guess who?

Hand draws back, readying for shot.. Suspense..

He swings down and..
He misses..
Really..

OMG!! Don't do it!!

Noo!!

Cool beetle I found at ACJC before the swim. This was taken as it took flight.

At it flew to another leaf..

WTF.. Look awfully familiar doesn't it? Instant and insanity combined together gives you Instanity.. Some people..

5!!

4!!

3!!

2!!

1!!

Hey little fella(: This little guy was under some cardboard, hiding from the rain. Cute isn't he?

The journey to the toilet and back is a treacherous one indeed.. Not deep enough for you?

How's this?

The trapped water created a miniature waterfall, kinda peaceful isn't it? If only pictures came with sound, then you'd know how not peaceful it was..

HOLY SHIT COW!!
I haven't finished my class drawing..
Damn..

I'm your friend and you treat me like that..

I thought of a possible scenario of what would happen if I was so direct as to tell my swimming friend Marcus that. No really, I got sprayed from those stupid impractical nike bottles with the squirting function*, hit in the knee with that stupider twisted towel snap** and almost every lap I feel a hand grasp my ankle and drag me back.. So I retaliated in the stupidest way possible, I played with his chinese name. Yep.. Prodigious isn't it? But he doesn't like it so I guess I won't do it anymore. Oh right.. The scenario:

Stan: I'm your friend and you treat me like that..
Stan: I'd much rather be your enemy..
Marcus: You from Math and Science school right?
Stan: -nods-
Marcus: Definitely very smart sexy handsome shuai and hot right?
Stan: -nods slightly more enthusiastically-
Marcus: So use your brain, if I treat my friends like that, how do you think I treat my enemies?

Yep, very convincing argument, considering how I pondered it while in the showers with Benson naked outside..

NEWS FLASH with catchy informative news tune in background: As this was being typed, Cheryl was leaving the country. Goodbye twin(: Oh why am I smiling? Oh it's nothing, I put my twin before me, she was so happy to be going overseas, so I am too, unlike some people..

*I hate those bottles.. Really, have you ever thought how easy it was for someone to smear shit on your nozzle? Then all you fine dandies, so proud, so cock-sure, prancing about with your heads full of eyeballs, sucking hard on your infested bottles.

**Marcus really knows how to perform this properly, patchy red bruise on my knee soon after(:

Oh and someone enlightened me on Wednesday, I think it was Mark, turns out i got my relay team disqualified by plunging early.. Without this news it'd be quite a fun week:

saturday and sunday: all nations cup.
tuesday: exam's over, water fight, 1st vivo trip, swimming training.
wednesday: 2nd vivo trip, swimming training, potluck party, bball session.
thursday(today): swimming training, water slide, breakfast and swimming at cousin's house, car-ride, blogging time(now).

Top 3 most enjoyed: In third place, bball session!! In a close vie for the title of first, we have, water slide in second place and first place goes to, car-ride!! Oh did I put most enjoyed? I meant most pointlessly engaging(: It's nice to know that at least I can beat my fellow swimmers in one thing, shooting hoops!! Maybe it's cos I play bball almost daily whereas they swim almost daily.

I love slides,
Yes I do!!
I love slides,
What about you?
I love slides,
Yes I do!!
Something something something..

Can't remember the whole song. But would you get freaked out if you heard childish laughter from a tunnel slide, you expect to see a little kid with flotation devices emerge and splash into the pool, then suddenly, two young men in trunks slide out consecutively, laughing maniacally and the water only reaches their groin(: It's good to be tall..
I love that car-ride, opened window, no air-con, screaming,"I LOVE YOU!!" to random drivers, thankfully I killed noone.

Well, I'm not an asshole, whatever Danielle's balls say.. Anyway I've fixed the connection between my phone and laptop so look forward to more pictures(: Like I mentioned, I'm not an asshole, I don't tell you I'll post pictures in the next post then fail to do so, I'll just not post till I get pictures!! Yeah.. Yeah..

Amazing what one can do with anchovies. This fused heart made up of two anchovies symbolizes my never-ending love for the fair tanned* maiden known as.. Hey look!! A pigeon!!

*at least I think she's tanned. I mean I wouldn't walk up to her, grab her arm and observe it now would I? I have binoculars stupid.. -grins-

See the blue pants on the other side of the car? Notice how my sister has "forced" the black kitten to come out, while this stubborn little tabby has refused to obey me.. Notice how I attributed my failure to the kitten's stubbornness and my sister's dictatorship but not to my inability to communicate with pussies..
ACJC, where swimming training takes place. Nice sun and reflection. Damn it, how do I manage to take nice pictures with a cracked phone screen?!
May this be a warning to all insects seeking to enter my domain.. -maniacal laughter-
What?! I said I killed no one, No one died here ok?! Damn it, the front of the car is blurred in this picture.. Ah well, it's hard to take good pictures in a moving car..

That's it, I'd love to dedicate to Cheryl but she ain't here now is she? Best get back to pencil projects.. Started several new projects and failed to complete them.. Waiting list:

7 senses.
7 children.

Current obsession:

TOP SECRET

Scoot..