So Obama Succeeds

In your face Michael Phelps.

2008-10-19T12:42:00.006+08:00

Oops. Wrong surname.
Anyway, this counts as blogging Michael..
Phew i feel motivated today, so motivated that I shall make motivational posters. They are self-explanatory. Haha(:

Okay time to head back to mug supposedly.

Yeah, I'm hungry too.

2008-09-04T23:58:00.012+08:00

Wednesdays are weird and i got a new phone.

After swim training, headed with fellow swimmers to Bouna Vista station to top up my card then off to the nearby shops for breakfast. Got myself a peanut butter waffle and 5 buns. Yum.. Peanut butter.. You know? Peanut butter is almost better than my new phone.

Weird in a fucked up way: Mothers who succumb to the whining of their child.

Saw this fat lady with her daughter around 4 or 5 years old? Walks past this coin machine which dishes out those little balls of joy, and demands one. Her mother first refused, at this point in time i was proud of the opposite gender and wouldn't mind knowing this pleasant lady better.

Then the little spawn whined and the mother gave in. So the fat one lacks 2 one dollar coins and so gives her daughter a bunch to exchange in 7-11. Apparently little girls are incapable of opening 7-11 doors. So being a messenger with a new phone from the heavens above, i opened the door and the whiny one was incapable of thanks...

Little incident put me in a sexist mood for the rest of the day.

Weird in a stupid way: 7-11 store attendants receive minimal education.

Ambrose brings 2 of the same drink to the counter. There's a promotion, $1.65 for 2 instead of $0.95 for 1. So the moron scans one and charges $0.95 cents. Ambrose points out the other drink RIGHT NEXT TO THE FIRST DRINK. Moron demands that Ambrose pays $0.95 each because he didn't notify that he was planning to buy 2 drinks.. I, with my new phone can already see what the job application form for 7-11 looks like.

Would i get screwed for that? Not that i would take it off anyway.

Weird in a plain weird way: Xinyuan can travel backwards in time.
So i leave and cross the road to take 196 towards school, and i see a girl wearing a mutated hybrid skirt/short in a horrible shade of green. Xinyuan dashes across for an unidentified bus, and it just HAS to be 196, not willing to stop my cool strut, i just waltzed on. And when i reached the bus stop, another 196 came.

Eventually i alighted at school and waited for 188. What? Did u think i was going to school?! And 5 minutes later Xinyuan walks past the bus stop to the back gate. Either the guy driving her bus was really lousy and got overtaken by my bus, or Xinyuan can travel back in time just like my new phone. And since guys can't suck at driving, Xinyuan can travel back in time. No seriously, my bus never overtook another 196.

Okay i'm not in the mood to type much more so i'll just upload random pictures from my new phone.

Hey. Just cos i took the Joker's face off doesn't mean i'm no longer obsessed with him. That's me by the way.

Andre's shot.

Rainbow at track after CCA. Sortof.

Spider during CIP.
Oh RIGHT. I completely forgot that i could blog about this accursed event. Not that i even needed the CIP in the first place. I think that the guys are beginning to beat the girls at what they supposedly do best. Annabeth felt that she was more capable of taking care of a bunch a rowdy kids compared to a rough uncivilized guy. And when her group reached my station they took 15 minutes to gather. Ryan and Jaryl's group on the other hand took 2 seconds.

It's a spider, what more do you want?

Okay that's it then.
Yeah.
Nothing else to say.
Nothing at all.
Ah well.
Oh wait.
There is something.
How could i forget?
But just wondering-
Did i mention i got a new phone?

Can people get owned more than once?

2008-08-09T15:27:00.004+08:00

Somethings are just hilarious.

Like when your parents leave their keys with you in the car, you lock the doors and can't unlock it when they return. Then you panic and your palms start sweating making the pulling of the unlock switch practically impossible.
Yeah, hilarious.

Well I guess comedy and hilarity aren't just confined to me, sure there are loads of other people who are humourous too. Like who you say? Well Hanisah for one. So in lieu of National Day and our Singapore athletes heading for the Beijing games, we were give cards with Li Jia Wei on em. Wearing a white top, we were supposed to pen our well wishes on it. But c'mon, would i suddenly have a craving to follow authority and order? So i turned her into Li Joker Wei. Heh, i practically designed the joker on her face, I'll upload a picture as soon as my main computer is repaired.

On a side note, why on Earth is Li Jia Wei, NOT born Singaporean, bearing the Singapore flag in the Beijing games?

And back. Hanisah thinks her Li Jia Wei is better. 3 lines of deep and meaningful text and a perfect depiction of the Singapore Flag. To any developing countries in need of a flag, ring up Hanisah and she'll astound you with her artistic flag-drawing techniques.

Simple logic in place now. Assume the only possible tasks in the universe is task A and task B. If i can perform both tasks perfectly whereas Hanisah can only perform 1 perfectly, i can hence conclude that i am better den Hanisah. She rebuts that she can recreate Li Joker Wei, but when requested to do so, refuses because of a highly valid reason, she just doesn't want to.

Well I can get a cap of 7.00/5.00 but I just don't want to.

Little girls are stupid. You can practically sell them a pack of fries twice, and they'll buy it the second time just because the superficial packaging is different. Not cause they need the extra carbohydrates or for any other remotely intelligent reason, they'll just buy it twice because of the packaging.

This is basically how the creators of Totally Spies work. Pretty clever they are, ripping off little girls. Don't believe me? Watch 2 episodes of Totally Spies, or more if u want to bleed from your eyeballs. And all of this will happen, in the EXACT order.

Girls leading their normal lives.
Primary problem arises. Usually something stupid like clothes or the blonde picks a fight with the squeaky one.
Uses a seemingly normal object and is sucked away!! You'd expect them to no longer scream after so many repetitions.
Secondary problem arises.
Gets the details and gadgets from the bald lecher and the sofa flips, transporting them away.
Encounters baddie(s).
Loses.
Baddie(s) tells them the whole plan while leaving them incapacitated.
Baddie(s) leaves to finish plan and chooses to let girls die a slow and unsupervised death.
Suddenly a gadget is remotely useful.
Suspenseful escape.
Beats baddie(s).
Bald Lecher arrives with helicopter and TONS of armed forces to pick up beaten baddie(s).
Secondary problem concludes.
Girls return to normal lives.
Primary problem concludes.
End.

This ain't a very long post, but i hope it's refreshing to all who read it.
And in response to the title, yes they can.

Buzzing!

A Crappy School

2008-03-03T20:14:00.005+08:00

Maybe white is a bit glaring. I'll darken it to grey.

Sadly NUSH is sometimes ACS.

But before I state why, I'll inform you, the readers on a crisis happening in my house, I am out of underwear. I brought all to Spec Course and now they're all in the washing machine. Underwear deprivation, that's what it's called, parents only buy new clothes for new year, never new underwear. To all you parents out there, start buying underwear for children, underwear are the only article of clothing that still remain "the in thing", "cool & trendy", they will never be "out of style" or " lame and uncool".

The last time i checked, we had a Student Leader Investiture not a Council Investiture, there was a part where council was practically up there spouting bullshit completely unrelated to the other student leaders. And the most horrible part was when there was some kind of nonsensical charade where year 6 councilors were appreciated and given gifts from younger councilors. I've been controlling myself since then but its time to say it, if there's anyone who truly deserves to be on that stage getting appreciated for siphoning much life and soul to the school, it's Nat. But obviously he wasn't there, and guess why? Cos he's no longer a councilor. I should hold a ceremony sometime, where year 6 student leaders who truly deserve appreciation get gifts. Oh and the weird brick and mess design completely sucked, the bricks weren't red and the ~~graffiti design~~, sorry that'll be insulting, it wasn't even graffiti or a design, the gradient sucked and what poor colour choice. Obviously there are many students capable of a much better design, but council giving up the honour?! Hell would freeze over.

Oh and I think that Clara Kong has an attitude problem. That's my opinion, whether anyone likes it or not. Honestly, she came up to our table, and engaged in a conversation with Wen Xiang about the english test later on that day, I just finished the health screening and was singing a song from finding nemo, with the word swimming changed to walking in the context of being on land. So I mused "just keep walking, walking, walking", shaking my head like dory did, I wasn't even looking at her, I didn't even know her, there's wasn't even any connection to her as she was clearly not walking.

To demonstrate this point, I'll give an example, Stuart's shooting hoops, and I shout to him to just keep bathing or eating or sleeping or some other verb in the continuous form. Stupid right? The phrase "just keep x", where x is a verb in the continuous form and not a girl, means for one to continue doing x, where continue implies that one was already doing x in the first place. The irony of it all? She teaches english.

Anyway, she asked me what I was doing, so I told her the truth and said singing a song from finding nemo. Then she went,"don't try to disrespect me!" or something along those lines followed by,"I can easily find out which class you're from". Seriously, I didn't get the point of the later part of the sentence, I don't recall ever having the assumption or idea for that matter that she couldn't find which class I'm from, so I guess it must have been a form of intimidation, not remotely frightening though. So she leaves and suddenly returns later to ask me for my class. A simple value, respect taught to me by other teachers and my parents came into application here. I could easily have said,"If my class was so easy to find out, why didn't you do it, instead of having to ask me?" but obviously I didn't. However, there was good from what happened, I guess Clara Kong did help my english skills after all, judging from proper paragraphing and grammar in the above paragraphs, or is it just cos I'm so freakin' awesome. Hmm..

Obviously, a CCA fully populated by men does much better in outside competitions and courses as from the results from the Specialist Course Phase 1. With only 10 men as compared to other schools with upto 30 men, NUSH took home 6 out of 11 awards. Here are the results:

GSK top scorer - Zach
Trainfire top scorer - BJ
Alpha Platoon 3 best cadet - Bern
Bravo Platoon 1 best cadet - Me
Bravo Platoon 2 best cadet - Ryan
Alpha Company best cadet - Zach

I guess we did a great job, Mr. Tham seems really glad for us. Anyway, there are 3 outcomes from the course:

Failed - Senior Corporal - In other words no promotion.
Pass - 3^rd Sergeant - You did well enough.
Owned - 2^nd Sergeant - You did damn freakin' well.

So we obviously had no failures, and had 4 2^nd Sergeants, Bern, PHS, Zach and I. Pity, Ryan didn't get it too. Either way this proves that I'm better than PHS and Ryan, cos I got 2^nd Sergeant and Ryan didn't and I got an award but PHS didn't. Haha(: Mr. Tham seems really happy for us, and I think we're all very hyper to completely thrash Mr. Tham's expectations(: I think that all the nominees for best cadets or company best were very stressed when the CLTs, Cadet Lieutenants or Cheap Labour Team, told 3 from each platoon to fall out then informing us that we failed and are thus senior corporals, however it was a borderline fail and we would retake a mutual test, meaning we had to conduct a lesson, and only if we did well would we be promoted to 3^rd Sergeant. So we had to revise all our mutual topics cos the CLTs told us the topic would be given on the spot. Soon 2 of my platoon mates and I went into an auditorium where 4 CLTs sat, then they interviewed us, asking us why do we deserve a second chance, what's the difference between a 2^nd Sergeant and a 3^rdSergeant and other highly stressful questions. Then we were sent out to revise again, while CLTs said stuff like,"it's too late" or "should have put in more effort earlier". Afterwards the 9 borderline failures from the 3 Bravo Platoons came back into the auditorium for the mutual test, saw Han Siang with blotchy red eyes and Ryan with a stunned look. So a volunteer was asked to start the mutual and noone dared to so the brave Stanley went forward to ask for the impromptu topic, and I was given the topic,"Which one of you will be best cadet".

EVERYONE WAS SO STUNNED!! And Han Siang started crying tears of relief and joy and so did some other cadets, Ryan and I were speechlessly stunned. So anyway, Han Siang didn't get it, some malay guy who I had as a platoon mate in Camp FEAST did. Below is a nice little arrangement for my accomplishment?

I know it's nice(: Oh view it in negative, it's quite cool. So from top to bottom:
Top: Specialist Shirt
Middle Left: Bravo Platoon 1 Best Cadet Award
Middle Right: Army Bottle
Bottom Left: Beret with Singapore Crest
Bottom Right: 2^nd Sergeant rank(:

This just in, I dropped my handphone into the toilet bowl today before my swim training; it's kinda screwed so don't expect any pictures for awhile till I get my new phone.

Damn.. Got headache.. Going for a nap now, bye.

Something's W(r)ong

2008-02-19T15:17:00.002+08:00

Indeed..
You should have seen the original plan for the Healthy Life Style activity on Wednesday, my goodness it was, well.. plain freakin' ~~wong~~wrong. Simple game of kidnapped, similar to the one the old batch of year 3s had at JBAC camp. Easy activity, one member of your class is kidnapped, you do some tasks and answer some questions to reveal his/her location, then there's supposedly a "key" that'll let you free the person. First class back with their victim wins.

M08308 won.
Naturally.
Not the point though.

There were 9 unlock questions, for each class. So ICs were Debra and Weijin. And guess what the questions were, in lieu of Healthy Life Style Week. What..(drumroll please) is..(drumroll intensifies) Weijin's..(drumroll unsynchronizes) Okay timeout, at this point in time when I read till here, my mind was frantically thinking, "Oh my ~~god~~ gosh, let it be anything, BMI, height, weight, cholesterol level, cancer stage" but as usual, some people never cease to let you down. Full question? What is Weijin's locker number?

I'll leave it to sink in.
In yet?

And that's just 1 out of 9. However I won't lose faith in the PSLs, at least some of them managed to set things straight and remove those questions.

Today I wasn't in form for the swimming competition, got last): Still I had fun at the fun pool, waiting for Christy to send the pictures. Oh and the toilet's freakin' cool, my first reaction when I entered was to swear and get stares from parents inside. They had sterilizer and UV light for combs, loads of hair styling cream, wax, gel, you name it. And hair revitalizer, needed that cos chlorine screws your hair. Nice toilet.

Speaking of hair, I got a haircut, dad thinks nothing got cut. I can't be bothered.

Night..

Where's my M07203 picture?!

2008-02-17T11:15:00.009+08:00

I still don't got it.
Hmph..
I think I was sticking my tongue out at the camera.
Hmm..

Yanling is an Ice Queen, makes sense dunnit? Michael spent over 3 weeks on the heart of roses and it's still in M08303's classroom. Oh and Michael's Ace King Jack, cos his initials are A.K.J. and look, the queen's missing, thankfully.. Oh noes, I needa draw Mr. Ho. Gahded..

This is a picture of M07203's class arrangement. Meant to post it long ago but kinda lost heart. So here it is?

Try and guess who's who. Worst comes to worse I'll intro everyone. Basic info, blue = guy, red = girl, blue + red = purple = gay. Colour used for simple description of classmate within their gender circle is also their house. What other stuff is in pictures folder? Hmm..

Don't know if message got across but yeah.. If you don't get it, say so, then I'll call you an idiot before explaining. Okay, I must advise the viewer's discretion. The next picture may be so gruesome, so mindbendingly twisted, that those of you with weak hearts may want to leave this page. You wish to stay? Very well, you have been warned.

ARGH!! It's satan's number, the devil's number, the number of the beast. It's the number 6, five times!!

Yeah, I sound moronic don't I? To all those idiots, preaching about evil numbers? Go to hell.
Au revoir(:

Dead, because I killed it

2008-02-06T23:09:00.026+08:00

(too lazy to properly colour)

Loved this video from YABO productions, basically it showed the dumb things emo and gangster morons do. Read the news about some Al-Qaeda stuff about training young boys to become killers, teaching them how to use guns, most notably the AK-47(to be honest I'm kinda jealous), doubt I'd be using an AK-47 in the future, most probably M-16. But seriously, on a less humourous note, this kids aren't exactly much of a threat, I don't exactly see how it is a SCARY video. These are kids without luxuries, throw a few X-boxes, PS3s and PSPs, and we'll see what 11 year olds prefer, the chance to blow up yourself or sweet sweet technological gaming.

Mom's car got damaged recently when I headed to school. Some bugger(for lack of a better word), accelerated as my mum turned towards the school entrance, side mirror detached. Personally I think there are 3 doors in hell, 1 for terrorists, 1 for feminists, and 1 for lousy drivers. Michael's next to me saying that the doors are biased, asking what happens if you're not a terrorist, feminist or a lousy driver. Well my good man, you go to heaven? Duh? Really dislike feminists, no better than chauvinists except that chauvinists are socially accepted. But honestly, if feminist wanted women to be above men, then yeah they're no worse then chauvinists. Oh? They don't want women to be above men? They want equality and equal rights? Then why the hell are they called feminists? Even their name contradicts their goal, how are we supposed to take them seriously, not that we would even if they rectified their error.

You should see the scratches too.

So it's 2 days after Valentine's day and once again, I'm posting late. Not too much to comment on Vday, nothing spectacular, nice sale of flowers by the PSLs(excluding the imbeciles).

Back to stuff that's happened, Video IR crew went to watch a compilation of shorts films at some place along Dhoby Ghaut, and one of the directors is keen to let us engage with him in his next film. Talk about freakin' lucky. And the very next day, we were cleaning the corridoors for the old people living in the blocks close to our school for CIP, and obviously, you'll need cleaning materials for that. And I recall having an English lesson, where propaganda bullshit was taught to us and that terms such as fireman, policeman, manpower, mankind were sexist and we shouldn't use them and bullshit, nonsense, crap. This is why it’s called MANpower:

Man, man, man, man, man plus cameraMAN.

Man, man, man, man, man, man, man plus cameraMAN, and look, even Tianlu is helping.

Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man plus cameraMAN. Notice how only the men(gay fags omitted) bothered to go and help, obviously, people had reasons when the word manpower was created, let's keep it that way.

I forgot what I was going to post about, so I'll cunningly distract you with pictures whilst I try to recall.

Slap me if I'm crazy but that looks like a sperm..

That's so totally not the NCC room key(:

Some mutant fish made out of water done during IR.

I can so relate to this(:

This was in school quite long ago but thought it'll still be nice to post it.

Apparently someone dislocated his knee, but it popped back. But they still took him, or the trip here would be wasted.

Sister drew this. Seems pretty cute and nice if not for the cross.

Haha, add a J in front.

Video IR excursion.

Don't fall into the pond, it's dirty, right Timo?

Some cool drawn Batman symbol.

Ever wondered what ACS stands for? Yeah me too. Up next, Keyuan's banana.

Wanko(:

Swank(:

The kitten lies like a human

Yeah I kinda clicked the button a bit too early. Towards the right side's a tow truck. Meant to take that.

Vday flowers!!

Don't ask, I'm still creeped out.

Wasp grub from wasp nest at NCC room den had to be cleared.

And as you continue to be shocked by the gruesomeness of the last 2 pictures. I shall stealthily end this post.

I'm back, BABY!!

2008-01-07T18:49:00.000+08:00

Guess I'll stick with this font for the time being.

Haha, a month since I posted. Can't remember my excuse for not posting and no going to bother. Live with it. Okay that seems harsh, thanks to guys and gals who actually wanted me to blog, not to mention pester and keep a record of how many days i didn't blog.. So orientation has finally ended(yeah like 3 weeks ago you lazy slacker) and I'm stuck with my new class, 308 for another 2 years(minus 3 weeks you lazy slacker). There are benefits though.

Most notably, I have received an upgrade; as of year 2008(plus 3 weeks you lazy slacker), I AM the 3rd tallest in my class compared to 4th in 2007. I remain confused with being in year 3, still referring to the year 2 shrimps as year 1s. They still look puny.

Several new students and teachers felt that this year's orientation was a success. Mostly because they haven't experience previous orientations. I have, and a standard has been set, this year is notably my worst orientation yet, it's been a sad decline from year 1):

OH!! I got a lollipop from Cheryl, there was a scorpion in it. The scorpion's body is still in my class, so feel free to drop by to take a look(the scorpion got ripped apart and scavenged by ants already you lazy slacker).

Shooting the intro video for the year 3 amazing race was fun. Raghav plans on doing video IR, whatever that is, either way, I'm in it. Yay(: Only part of orientation in which I really had fun was day 3, during the investiture we had to present a skit based on the theme for this year's orientation, conundrum and so we did(: This was the story we acted out, suggested by the only one sadistic enough, me(:

Pan(Narrator): It was a dark and foggy night.Rest of class: Ooh.. Ooh..
Pan: Hanisah was driving.
Strong men group 1, Stanley, Ryan, Shen Dai, John and Hanisah(Driver 1): Carry the makeshift car that Hanisah is "driving".
Pan: And so was Mr. Ho in the opposite lane.
Strong men group 2, Ying Wei, Jaryl, Hehao, Htoo and Mr. Ho(Driver2): Carry the other makeshift car Mr. Ho is "driving".
Pan: But then.. The next day, both of them were dead!!
Rest of class: Gasps of horror in Mr. Ho's case and shrieks of delight in Hanisah's case. Haha.
Mr. Ho: Pulls shirt higher so head is covered.
Pan: And as you can see, they no longer have their heads. So what happened? Question posed to audience who can try to answer the conundrum.
This is the part where people try to answer and fail.
Miserably.
Pan: Well they were both driving and it was a foggy night.
Strong me group 1 and 2 and both drivers: "Drive" out singing "the wheels on the car"
Rest of class: Sings too.
Pan: It was foggy right? So the fog condensed on the glass and both drivers could not see, so they stuck their heads out the window, and since the cars were coming in opposite directions?
Strong me group 1 and 2 and both drivers: Let cars "collide" and makeshift heads(netball and football wrapped in paper) fall out and roll.
M08308: Concludes

3 major things have happened in January: I'm mentor-rep, Fibo(whee!!) level-rep and my "greatest" achievement in Jan? I'm first to be banned.

Needa buy presents): For? Kai Hui, Cheryl and um.. Yeah.. Plan to do so on Wed after Video IR. Michael? When i said fold 1000 intricate thingies for her? I was kidding, try to aim for a more significant number. Eh? Wtf? Who am I to give advice? I myself need help!! This means you Christine.. Help!!

Bah. Getting damn pissed each day with the ERP here, it being unable to reduce traffic jams doesn't stem from it charging too little, but from the fact that the whole basis behind the ERP is stupid; charging money won't suddenly make cars magically vanish off the face of the Earth. All this stupid idea manages to accomplish is to force people to wake up earlier(making us grumpy and cranky and thus become lazy slackers; don't blame me for the lack of blogging, blame the government), in a desperate attempt to avoid the ERP. But hey!! Look!! Almost everyone thought the same way and went earlier as well, so damn smart government, thanks for pulling the jam to 5:30 instead of 6:00. It's an endless cycle, eventually, the ERP will operate even earlier and charge more and people will wake up earlier(and become more grumpy and cranky and blog less), resulting in the jam to be moved to an earlier timeslot. Brilliant idea isn't it? No really, there's no sarcasm there. You keep the number of cars equal or more, you don't remove the jam, you still charge drivers with an ever increasing ERP, basically you earn. Ingenious if not for the fact that I'm on the losing end.

Schedule too tight to post pictures(will do so when not grumpy and cranky).

Till then, bye bye(in an unnecessarily cute voice from worms armageddon, coincidentally the game that got me banned)!!

Dedication of Emotion(:

2007-11-14T21:04:00.000+08:00

And so it begins. To those who claim I didn't colour the previous post, they're wrong, I coloured it okay?! White(:

This 4 days' have been Crazy, I experienced so many Crazy feelings:

Hopeless
Embarrassed
Retarded
Youthful
Longing
Cranky
Helpless
Owned
Nuts
Great

Hopeless:
Hansiang helped install TF2 on my laptop on monday but he must have changed something which screwed my internet browser, so I did some random technical adjustments to fix it but it wouldn't get fixed. So I did some system restore which was suggested by? Guess who? Hansiang? Bingo.. So I did it and guess what? My browser was still screwed and not just that, TF2 got screwed as well.. Damn I felt so Hopeless at being unable to fix a problem caused by my router and not by my internet browser..

Embarrassed:
Yep.. Continued with the graffiti down in the carpark, it's coming out pretty good but I dislike the orange spray can, alot.. I wanted a slight squirt so I pressed lightly, nothing came out.. Exerting a little more pressure I squirted a bright orange patch onto the yellow portion, had to redo when it dried.. But that's okay cos noone was there to see me screw up(not rosalyn). Eventually, Lewis and Weiren who were keeping my company left and I got lonesome, so I left to join Altron*, Jong, Christine and Tricia for frisbee even though I'm not in frisbee.. Or am I? Eventually they left too and I got bored, very very bored. Looking at some year 1 orgy over a soccer ball failed to remove that melancholy so once again I left.. Clearing up the spray cans, I stuffed them into a make-shift containment unit, a A4 printing paper box.. Walking up the staircase back to the concourse, I happened to notice Pearl glancing upon me and so I did the coolest thing possible. I slipped and dropped 3 cans.. Jamming the first 2 cans with my right and left feet, I saw the last bloody can rolling away, back down the steps.. Why don't people make spray cubes?! Bah.. Embarrassment.. Why did I drop the bloody cans?! Sweating while walking to staffroom, and it had nothing to do with running to and fro for my laptop and bag which had somehow found their way to 2 opposite ends of the school.

*I think the cheer routine today was unnecessary, all Fibonacci needed was for Altron to go up on stage, somersault and back-flip several times and the trophy's in the bag(:

Retarded:
Today was supposed to be the day in which I'd begin trying out the NO$GBA emulator. Let a young boy dream. I sat in the hall and thus became a potential target for recruitment in frisbee, and so I did.. After fibo C-div got a walkover against Nobel, I was recruited and told to organize a team, eventually Bernard, Xavier, Mag, Gerlynn(the taller one) and of course.. Stanley(: So we played against Fleming next, we were really nervous cos none of us had any experience in frisbee. The score? 9:1 Yeah.. Us 9, pity this person who loves to thunder round objects wasn't playing or the score could have been double digits.. It was really Retarded.. Against faraday we were only given 5 minutes and so we won.. 1:0 though. So Fibonacci won for frisbee C-div.. Nice lunch made up of biscuits, sweets, lollipops, chocolate and potato chips, reminds me of the time Fibonacci C-div feasted after owning in Captain's ball.. And of course Fibonacci won cheer again..

Youthful:
Lego is cool, seriously(: While Xavier was playing my NO$GBA emulator, instead of me.. Playing a dual-screen on my com, instead of me.. Playing Pokémon, instead of me.. So Wenxiang and I spotted this plastic bag lying in the middle of the cold, empty and deserted hall, turns out it was full of those lego blocks for like 3-year olds? So we made a bball hoop!! And we were doing like crazy dunks with my stress ball, the one with the smiley face(: Later we jumped to smash the ball against the protrusion where the technical people go. In a mad desire to jump higher, we jumped off chairs, but we were scared the chair would slip so we didn't use all our strength. Wasn't much strength left anyway, so tired. Then the ball magically flew to the 3rd floor.. After I retrieved it, I threw it down to the 2nd floor, almost immediately there were shrieks of delight. Ball got stolen by year 1 girls, who ended up hiding under the table tennis tables(: Hehe.. Playing monkey with Wenxiang, Jiamin, Cherie and Shihui is even more tiring.. Soon Danielle came out and laughed at us, mostly me, for being so childish. I felt so Youthful!! Hey wait.. I always do..

Longing:
Wenxiang says it was rather obvious when I turned, then I froze and my maniacal laughter ceased. Damn it.. I need to control my Longing.. Can't keep wishing you'd come back):

Cranky:
Thursday morning I woke up real Cranky, maybe it's cos I woke up the wrong side of bed, which unfortunately happens to be against my desk. Agony.. But seriously, yesterday's Longing got the better of me, somehow I dreamt about this old pottery teacher I had when I lived in Bishan, and her name happened to be Pearl.. I was angry against her and we argued, then I woke up with tears in my eyes. Several times actually, tired..

Helpless:
I felt so weak today.. Tired and sore all over, felt Helpless.. Didn't even have strength to look at the mirror this morning.. I think Wenxiang understood my agony seeing as he contributed to it and also he was in pain too.. Hehe.. We had difficulty sitting straight in the auditorium, our back's had sore muscles, so did our thighs.. And out calves.. And our shoulders.. And the rest of our bodies

Owned:
Guess what Owned me today? 2 powerful words: Mass.. Dance..

Nuts:
Yes I am Nuts.. After a sleepless night, a sore day and a dance, I still bothered going for swimming training.. Trying to catch up with Jinson is agony, countless continuous 200m dashes with hand paddle without kick, then 50m sprints. At least the class wasn't as full as usual, only person faster then me would be Jinson, good for my ego and good challenge. Training was actually enjoyable, must thank my juniors from 103 for that song they sang, about rain on skins. Somehow it was playing in my mind during the swim, annoying actually but it managed to motivate me to swim.. Somehow.. Body was double sore afterwards, but no pain no gain(:

Great:
I was actually planning to step back from posting for awhile but someone returned and I meant to make this post a dedication. This was supposed to be done before arts fest but it's my nature to slack. But it's time to finish what I started. Yes I feel Great, I watched the pianissimo concert, maybe less watching and more smsing, had a buffet at some hotel restaurant and had a class "BBQ". Maybe not exactly a BBQ, cos it rained and the air became too humid to start a fire, so we took the most logical route, we went to Hehao's house* and cooked there(: He has a nice house, sorry if it took you 2 hours to clean up after we left. Claudia got stomachache thanks to her own cooking, noone got from mine though.. Phew.. Pastries from buffet weren't bad, got pictures below. And smsing year 1 girls can lead to weird consequences, you sms one and gradually you end up smsing two of her friends. What's up with that?

*trying saying Hehao's house, it's cool(: Sounds like her house house. Fascinating don't you think?

What's that spell?
C.H.E.R.Y.L.C.H.O.N.G.

Cool place isn't it? For those who know where it is, it's been unlocked for awhile. For those who don't, go find out(: Looks like a scene from some horror movie.

The proud creation from Wenxiang and I, supposed to be posted earlier but, you know me(:

Wow.. Some people can do just about anything with a lego bball stand and a lego bball hoop(:

Ready and..

Takeoff!!

Whee and..

Touchdown!!

-smash-

-bang-

-score-

Guess who?

Hand draws back, readying for shot.. Suspense..

He swings down and..
He misses..
Really..

OMG!! Don't do it!!

Noo!!

Cool beetle I found at ACJC before the swim. This was taken as it took flight.

At it flew to another leaf..

WTF.. Look awfully familiar doesn't it? Instant and insanity combined together gives you Instanity.. Some people..

5!!

4!!

3!!

2!!

1!!

Hey little fella(: This little guy was under some cardboard, hiding from the rain. Cute isn't he?

The journey to the toilet and back is a treacherous one indeed.. Not deep enough for you?

How's this?

The trapped water created a miniature waterfall, kinda peaceful isn't it? If only pictures came with sound, then you'd know how not peaceful it was..

HOLY ~~SHIT~~ COW!!
I haven't finished my class drawing..
Damn..

I'm your friend and you treat me like that..

2007-11-07T22:14:00.000+08:00

I thought of a possible scenario of what would happen if I was so direct as to tell my swimming friend Marcus that. No really, I got sprayed from those stupid impractical nike bottles with the squirting function*, hit in the knee with that stupider twisted towel snap** and almost every lap I feel a hand grasp my ankle and drag me back.. So I retaliated in the stupidest way possible, I played with his chinese name. Yep.. Prodigious isn't it? But he doesn't like it so I guess I won't do it anymore. Oh right.. The scenario:

Stan: I'm your friend and you treat me like that..
Stan: I'd much rather be your enemy..
Marcus: You from Math and Science school right?
Stan: -nods-
Marcus: Definitely very smart ~~sexy~~ ~~handsome~~ ~~shuai~~ ~~and~~ ~~hot~~ right?
Stan: -nods slightly more enthusiastically-
Marcus: So use your brain, if I treat my friends like that, how do you think I treat my enemies?

Yep, very convincing argument, considering how I pondered it while in the showers with Benson naked outside..

NEWS FLASH with catchy informative news tune in background: As this was being typed, Cheryl was leaving the country. Goodbye twin(: Oh why am I smiling? Oh it's nothing, I put my twin before me, she was so happy to be going overseas, so I am too, unlike some people..

*I hate those bottles.. Really, have you ever thought how easy it was for someone to smear shit on your nozzle? Then all you fine dandies, so proud, so cock-sure, prancing about with your heads full of eyeballs, sucking hard on your infested bottles.

**Marcus really knows how to perform this properly, patchy red bruise on my knee soon after(:

Oh and someone enlightened me on Wednesday, I think it was Mark, turns out i got my relay team disqualified by plunging early.. Without this news it'd be quite a fun week:

saturday and sunday: all nations cup.
tuesday: exam's over, water fight, 1st vivo trip, swimming training.
wednesday: 2nd vivo trip, swimming training, potluck party, bball session.
thursday(today): swimming training, water slide, breakfast and swimming at cousin's house, car-ride, blogging time(now).

Top 3 most enjoyed: In third place, bball session!! In a close vie for the title of first, we have, water slide in second place and first place goes to, car-ride!! Oh did I put most enjoyed? I meant most pointlessly engaging(: It's nice to know that at least I can beat my fellow swimmers in one thing, shooting hoops!! Maybe it's cos I play bball almost daily whereas they swim almost daily.

I love slides,
Yes I do!!
I love slides,
What about you?
I love slides,
Yes I do!!
Something something something..

Can't remember the whole song. But would you get freaked out if you heard childish laughter from a tunnel slide, you expect to see a little kid with flotation devices emerge and splash into the pool, then suddenly, two young men in trunks slide out consecutively, laughing maniacally and the water only reaches their groin(: It's good to be tall..
I love that car-ride, opened window, no air-con, screaming,"I LOVE YOU!!" to random drivers, thankfully I killed noone.

Well, I'm not an asshole, whatever Danielle's balls say.. Anyway I've fixed the connection between my phone and laptop so look forward to more pictures(: Like I mentioned, I'm not an asshole, I don't tell you I'll post pictures in the next post then fail to do so, I'll just not post till I get pictures!! Yeah.. Yeah..

Amazing what one can do with anchovies. This fused heart made up of two anchovies symbolizes my never-ending love for the ~~fair~~ tanned* maiden known as.. Hey look!! A pigeon!!

*at least I think she's tanned. I mean I wouldn't walk up to her, grab her arm and observe it now would I? I have binoculars stupid.. -grins-

See the blue pants on the other side of the car? Notice how my sister has "forced" the black kitten to come out, while this stubborn little tabby has refused to obey me.. Notice how I attributed my failure to the kitten's stubbornness and my sister's dictatorship but not to my inability to communicate with pussies..
ACJC, where swimming training takes place. Nice sun and reflection. Damn it, how do I manage to take nice pictures with a cracked phone screen?!
May this be a warning to all insects seeking to enter my domain.. -maniacal laughter-
What?! I said I killed no one, No one died here ok?! Damn it, the front of the car is blurred in this picture.. Ah well, it's hard to take good pictures in a moving car..

That's it, I'd love to dedicate to Cheryl but she ain't here now is she? Best get back to pencil projects.. Started several new projects and failed to complete them.. Waiting list:

7 senses.
7 children.

Current obsession:

TOP SECRET

Scoot..

[♥SoS]..

2007-10-27T15:12:00.001+08:00

So Christine told me to do a quiz and I agreed, figured how hard could it be.

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc on Shuffle mode.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.

If someone says "is this okay?", what do you say? Rooftops - What? Nothing is okay without rooftops.

What do you like in a girl? Rooftops - I have fetishes over girls with rooftops, people are different okay?

~~Who did I~~ How do you feel today? Rooftops - Yes I feel like a great benevolent person, staying over your head and protecting you from the wind, the sun, and the.. Rain..
..bow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys.
Oh, so very round and super chunky.
Bringing love wherever they go.
Everyone's made out of a big rainbow.
Oh, red and orange.
And pink and blue.
Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys.
We love you!!
Sorry.. Just saw a short clip from Kids Next Door, where Wallabee Beetles, Numbuh 4, gets pissed when rainbow monkeys fall from the sky.

What is your life's purpose? Rooftops - Yes I want to be a great benevolent person, who shields, protects and defends others!!

Okay now this is just getting retarded, my playlist is obviously not so limited.. Or is it? Bum bum buh.. *suspenseful music plays in background*

*grins* I'll do that quiz seriously some other day.. Oh, recently I noticed that loads of class-loving students from 206 and 205 have been posting dedications directed to each and every member of their current(to-be-previous) class. So I decided that I would, for a change, get rid of my backbone and jump on the bandwagon so yeah.. DEDICATIONS!! Haven't bothered memorizing the register so I'll just go by table, from the Fire Extinguisher to the Lockers of Pac-Man, from the Lockers of Pac-Man to the Field for Females, from the Field for Females to the Pastures belonging to the Great Sheep and from those Pastures belonging to the Great Sheep to the Teacher's Desk, where our journey ends.

Daryl: I miss when you still had a bag. Now you've converted and only carry this small file, and you leave your PE in class to reduce load. I'll miss all of your funny ways, notably your funny accent, the way you look even more comical then usual when you're angry, and definitely your funny presentations. Oh I still remember when you pissed Mr. George Tan(MGT) off when you slept in his class, and when you and Michael had to complete in a math question and you beat him!! Lastly, I won't forget when I was your wake-up call, whether the box over your head, or the balloon in Physics class(:

Russell: Never liked the way you are especially when I was in year 1, but I guess people sometimes are just different. I still remember the look of WTF on my face when you join NCC. But looking back, I really appreciate you being in NCC, giving me reminders and helping with my uniform. Oh and during biology last term, I worked with your crew, very enlightening. Must not forget to thank you for the help in my studies, still uncomfortable with Jonathan telling me that you like me though. And damn you for being so tall(:

Jonathan: Hi son, in year 1 how many sets of parents did you have? Never liked you threatening me with Chua, but that's over already.. Or is it? Bum bum buh.. You turned to not be so bad after all, like how you "let" me finish your whole box of sweets while you argued with your other dad, Bernard. Remember working with your crew in Statistics, and you were so afraid to show your face in the video. Still can't stand your obsession with High School Musical, and doubt I ever will. Lastly, stop rejoicing whenever you kill me in Little Fighter 2, I killed you over 20 times, each time with random characters(:

Elston: Damn your mum's curry is good, though I can't tolerate spicy food and was sweating like hell in your house. Nice house by the way. I remember when there was a women from Korea who came to inspect our class and your said something to her in Korean. Then MGT looked so worried, and asked whether you said something embarrassing about him. Still creeped out by your recent liking to bite people, but at least you gave me the chance to choose yes or no, not like Ian, where you just bit him. Still think your "cute" in a certain sense. Lastly, meow(:

Nicholas: The last member of the Gaystack, it's nice how you and Jonathan so desperately wanted to be with Russell and Elston, thus chasing Ian and Michael away. Thanks for the help in Biology. I think without your help I couldn't scrape a B+, maybe it's not high for you but it sure as hell is for me. Oh, you're a Fibonacci member too!! I remember in year 1, you were actually one of the people in class with the highest stamina, you should not waste such talent, do give sports a try, it won't hurt(: Or will it? Bum bum buh..

Michael: Or should I call you Ace King Jack? Hehe.. Who's the queen? It's really cool how different you've become, definitely in a good sense. My definition of good of course. Thanks for all the help in Math, especially helping with quizzes and tests. And your coolest achievement yet, you've came down to the Bball court to shoot hoops, work on your power, remember to bend your legs and push. Your angle's already good enough. I really thank Jonathan and Nicholas for chasing you to our Pac-Man table, these few months with you have been a blast, couldn't believe I used to dislike you. Thanks for all the help in Chinese, though you should focus more on your student in of cards, even so, you DID get me a 19 whereas you only got a 17. Hehe.. The student outdoes the teacher. Lastly, I must commemorate your loyalty to a certain someone, won't go into details though. All the same, good luck cos your seriously gonna need it(:

Raghav: Most definitely the closest friend in 203. Always thought you were more of the quiet type in year 1, guess that goes to show how wrong we can be, quiet is Hong Liang, matured is you. Yeah I know how you'll say that your insane just like everyone else in 203, but still your level of insanity is far from mine. Always expected Bernard to be picked for Psl last year, but now I think you're the better candidate, no offense Bernard. It's cool to see how much we've progress in Bball, you said you'd join Bball next year so you'd better!! If I recall correctly, you're the Human Torch from our class's Fantastic 4, though I still think my character fits Human Torch more. But like you said, too much fire will burn your skin, and turn you black. i'm black too damn it, but fine.. Oh Human Torch, you have yet to like someone, all the members of our class's Fantastic 4 has liked someone, except you.. And if our friendship holds, I think I'll be seeing you in a bed opposite me in year 5(:

~~Oah~~ Hehao: Hi dad(s).. After all you are 77 people, nice number, I gave it to you right? Ah.. That's why it's nice. Remember year 1? We'd hurl insults at each other during English class, what for I can't remember. Your a great screen in Bball, though you move too much and that's a foul, but who cares? So long as you piss Bernard off. Damn you for being so strong, I feel uncomfortable sitting with my back facing you in class, it's as if you could just end me there and then. You're a member from our class's Fantastic 4 too right? The Thing!! See I told you all I should be Human Torch, cos the Human Torch always pisses the Thing off, every episode, at least once. Just like me, every class, at least once. Oh I still have loads of videos where you're asleep and I throw stuff at you. Pencils, pens, correction Tape, both your shoes, etc. You still haven't thanked me for helping make you a Mentor Rep.. Oh and.. FLABS vs ABS(:

Eli~~bah~~jah: Our first Mentor Rep, second was Ernest and third was Elston right? All the Es? What the hell were we thinking?! Hehe.. I'm joking, I remember I mocked your hair, calling you something that I have no intention of calling again, but it's okay, cos now I call you Goatee Man!! Really, you have a goatee and it's cool!! I'll miss your lay-ups, in year one you were unstoppable, owning us in HORSE with your back lay-up.. And now you've gotten worse, now Bernard and I can reject your back lay-ups and even when we don't, you still miss. Even Jeremy can block you now.. Hey wait.. He wasn't in school then.. But still you got a prize for shooting well.. Lastly, how could you shoot so well.. With a netball!! Hehe(:

Ryan: Remember JLNR? That was so long ago.. Still remember when we irritated you by pairing you up with Jerlin, and how pissed you got everytime Jonathan called you dad. Still haven't gotten over your jacket obsession I can tell. Always envied you being so exceptional in math and how you would get in the Bball from the 3-pointer line, whether by skill or by luck I dunno, it's still cool. Tone down a bit on how you bully Michael, and you'd be a better person. Hehe.. Who am I to improve others? Still, spare Michael, he's got his own problems without you taunting him every now and then. Lastly, I think you'll remember this famous quote,"Sleep in class la!!"(:

Rachel: I remember when Ernest liked you, maybe he was serious and maybe not, but who cares? He got pissed when we mentioned your name, so mission accomplished. You were so mean, saying no to Ernest when he wanted to lend you his laser. Never could get over how you owned me in badminton, maybe it's cos I suck or it's cos you rock. I'd prefer the latter. Working with you for FPS was fun, Daryl kept sleeping and Douglas and I made funny acronyms. And now your Mentor Rep, definitely think your better than Hehao. The only Mentor Rep responsibility I've seen him do is mark attendance. Lastly, I hope you play more Bball so your badminton will get worse and maybe I can finally beat you(:

Claudia: Hello expert in teen angst, I want to learn how to inflict pain just like how you slit your wrist, the only difference is that the pain I'll inflict, won't be upon myself. You seem more boyish than other girls, and alot of the other girls in the level think you're very strong. Somehow I don't remember how we suddenly gave you the title of emo but it fits you.. Somehow.. So I guess your stuck with the name emo. In year 1 half of our class would go Bball, and you have good aiming!! And you only use one hand!! Jerlin uses 2 and she airs!! So you're strong!! Your kicks hurt and it was fun dumping out your bag's contents just the way you emptied mine. Meaner.. You damaged my bag. All the same you're generous, helping teach me Chinese spelling and letting me eat your chips. And I HATE your blue highlighter, I highlighted something, and then the paper tore.. Screw that highlighter):

Jerlin: Well, I've known you since Primary 4, cos we're both GEPers. And we stayed several blocks away, often bumped into you at places like Punggol Plaza, Compass Point, etc. Hehe.. Once while on my cycling routine, I found an old gas lamp, then I cycled to your house and left it on your doorstep, claiming it was a gift of friendship. What exactly did you do with it anyway? Either way, poor gas lamp. Never actually thought of you as the running type, guess I'm wrong now aren't I? Haven't actually congratulated you for getting a 3rd in this year's X-country, so congrats then? Lastly, don't lock your handphone, I cant access the game's section and play the robot game where you blow up other robots, then you buy upgrades and blow up more robots(:

Naomi: Hello person who I bump into everyday when I still took MRT to school. I don't know why, but you never sit down, even when there are empty seats, even at the bus-stop you don't sit down, why? Thanks for waking me up whenever we reached school. We used to pair you up with Douglas too, Physics we wanted you 2 to be the Reps, and we succeeded didn't we? And we liked discussing about how the child from you and Douglas would definitely have curly cos both of you do, and curly hair is a recessive gene(:

Weilin: Hello artist, I think you like drawing, alot. I think you have a sketchbook? Which you draw in, though I've never seen the contents within, I worked with you in FPS once right? The one where Ian was being very normal. You remind me of a ninja, silent.. But deadly.. I took Japanese in year 1 and I almost never heard you speaking. It's the Japanese isn't it. Yeah.. Hard to talk in Japanese. Anyway, good luck with your drawings(:

Michelle: Remember the poem we wrote in FPS? About flushing you down a toilet bowl? And barbecuing your head? Mrs. Kan scolded us bad after we sent that in a email to her by accident and you were saying how it's okay cos even you found it funny. That's was very ~~nobel~~ noble of you. Never knew much about you, except you like Harry Potter, alot.. Maybe even more than I do, and that's alot. And you like angels, personally I think angel's are hot.. The female ones, or maybe they never show the ugly ones on greeting cards. Anyway, Dumbledore is gay(:

Ian: Sperm Cannon, one of the wacky ideas attributed to you, creative yes, but sick. When did the whole class suddenly think you were sick? I can't remember. I like your house, very nice ambience, but the dog is scary. Sorry, I had a personal biasness towards dogs then. Your mum was nice, she helped with the Physics project and she ordered KFC and let us watch a movie. Don't dislike music and sports please, do give both a try sometime(:

Shaun: In year one your Bball shot's were very accurate, and they still are. And now you do insane shots, where you hurl a ball at the board with all your might, then attempt to alley it in. Will miss all the cool calculator games you would send to me, and also your belly. You are also one of the very comical people in our class, when Ryan pushes the blame to you and pushes you for no apparent reason, you suddenly look quite mad and scream,"WHAT?!" Your a very humourous person, in a very cute way, maybe that's why your now our class's mascot, still Shaun just with a "the Sheep" at the back. You became quite deranged, shouting,"that's not even funny!!" when we were making sheep jokes. I like your belly and I look forward to shaking it the next time we meet(:

Hongliang: You were so quiet then, your now almost a different person, and I like the new you. You're more interactive, showing me all those cool calculator functions and programmes that you created. And in Chinese class you've really gotten pro, close passage I think you owned me. Damn.. MGT always categorized you into one of the math geniuses. And now your gonna beat me in Chinese too, thank god I can run. And I think you have stamina, just like Daryl, noone expects Daryl to be able to run, but he could and so can you(:

Douglas: The biggest math genius in our class, and you completely destroy the image of a person who's very good in math, cos your muscular, really. Countless arms you injured when we tried to arm-wrestle you, thanks for the help in Physics anyway, though it's kinda hard to read your handwriting. And your not just strong and smart, your romantic too!! We've seen your soft side, when you take MRT home, you go to the secluded seats with Naomi, we used to tease you about it. But we've stopped, because we're considerate and also because the topic has gone stale. Either way all the best, in your studies, though I need it more and in your love life, I need it more there too(:

Ziyang: Remember during the CCA thingy in year 1, you were the one that prompted me to put my name in NCC. You put your name and I though at least I'd have a classmate in the CCA. So for not being in Bball in year 1, I blame you. You have to be careful though, you heard what Andre said, if you're same class as Andre, he'll have a good time cutting of your hair so good luck? I remember when I copied your Chemistry and Ms. Cheong found out, then I got punished for copying and you got punished for letting me copy. Oh and you also have Braces!! Your very sharing, letting us take your fries, wedges and chocolate mints. So if I'm every hungry, I'll remember to look for you(:

Xavier: First friend I made in this school, Jerlin and Magneline don't count, cos I already knew them. You were so tall, and you know what's the worst thing? Your still bloody hell growing.. But you told me your 15, and technically supposed to be in year 3, I'll say you had a headstart even though we were born only about 5 months apart. Still must thank you for introducing me to bball, you were unblockable then, how could this puny kid standing at 1.63 reject you?! But that didn't matter, cos I grew to 1.70 in mid-year, and you were? 1.79.. Then next year I grew to 17.4 and you grew to? 1.83.. Then I reached 1.76 during mid-year and you reached? 1.85. How the hell do you manage to keep staying 0.09 above me?! Lastly, in your face!! Recently I managed to reject you, wootz(:

Bernard: Hehe.. Next member of 203's Fantastic 4, Mr. Fantastic. Pretty obvious who's Mrs. Fantastic. You were Mr. Fantastic cos at our table of 4 you were more of less the leader. Kept getting bored in class, so I took pictures of you, and you got so irritated. But I got some cool pictures, one you looked like a rapper and another you like you were playing with your.. Remember in year 1, Elijah and our mentor whose name I forgot thought we were related. Well now we are, aren't we? Sons of Hehao. In year 1 you were our class's best player, with your cool self-mused sound effects, calve muscles and lay-ups. But you've deteriorated, like Elijah, both of you stopped spending time on the court, so now I can reject both of you!! Used to be closer to you though. Cos we're NCC together and now Bball too. Oh and I'm taller then you!! You used to be taller then me. My favourite moment with you was in year 1 we ran 2.4 together, then you were tired and I offered to share my music player with you, but you told me to just run, so I did. I got 4th and you got 5th(:

Ernest: Hello, self-proclaimed Bernard's secretary. How's it going? Once Shriram told me about how he found your head very magical, how it cheered him up to see it in the computer lab, especially after a hard day. I remember history with Ms. Chua, the 3 million year old one, we were the same group and once we didn't prepare for a presentation so we just did impromptu and we got good marks for it. Still find your crossovers and lay-ups in Bball amsing, when you crossover, it's you that moves instead of the Bball. Your lay-ups used to be getting to the net, stopping, then taking a regular shot. At least now you run then jump and your shots have gotten more accurate. Still can't and will never forget your 2-thumbs up smile that you gave Bernard when he was with.. Nevermind(:

Still not over yet.. If you bothered counting, you'll notice I only dedicated to 24 people when my class has 25. The most important one is up next:

Stanley: So, here's the last member of 203's Fantastic 4, Hehao's the Thing, Raghav's Human Torch and Bernard's Mr. Fantastic, so that leaves you with.. ..Invisible Woman.. Definitely be seeing you in my next class, it's cool how we've been together since ~~primary school~~ ~~kindergarten~~ ~~preschool~~ ~~nursery~~ the day we were born. Though I think I'm kinda too old to be still sharing the same bed and sleeping with you. You kinda irritate me sometimes with your proud and egoistic ways, but that's what I like and respect about you. You don't usually jump on bandwagons, unlike now.. Though I've learnt to not put reflective surfaces close to you, you just can't resist looking at your reflection can you? And lastly, stop liking the girl I like damn it, It's been like that since ~~primary school~~ ~~kindergarten~~ ~~preschool~~ ~~nursery~~ the day we were born, you always have to like all the girl I like. You keep taking advantage of me, you manipulate me to go buy ice-cream, then you'll eat it.. But.. The fabrics of the universe will be shredded to little bits if we aren't in the same class next year(:

Been working on a picture for my current(to-be-previous)class, should be complete after the Nationals Cup on the weekends.. Bah.. I don't want additional pressure especially when I STILL have exams.. But coach says I have to swim so fine..

Nearly forgot.. [♥203](:

I believe we've learnt a valuable lesson today..

2007-10-22T20:03:00.000+08:00

Now I've got 3 blogs(:
Always, and I mean ALWAYS remember to log out of your account.

I would appreciate it if you viewed it in full view, so click on it!! You can tell from Windows Live Messenger that someone with the alias of instanity(who's that?) is logged on, and you can tell that there are 2 blogger dashboards, one belonging to a peacemaker_stan@hotmail and the other to a PrincessHanisah@gmail.com. Very suspicious.. Very suspicious indeed..

Some very primitive concept art, all stick figures, just randomly created 2 powerful beings, whether or not they are good or bad I haven't bothered deciding. It's just basically a transformation phase where they change into their alter egos.

So I randomly drew a guy getting hit by lightning and it just turned into this. The T/F thingy at the side? It's his logo, T for ThundAH and F for FellAH. So normally he's Tom Felton, acting as Draco Malfoy is Harry Potter, but when duty calls, Thor and Zeus, shake hands and send down a lightning bolt, turning him from not-so-regular Tom Felton into equally not-so-regular ThundAH FellAH, ellAH ellAH eh eh eh, He is the ThundAH FellAH(:

Second one is a radioactive guy, most likely a villain, so instead of drawing energy from the gods above, he's makes use of radiation, whether from toxic waste or heat from the earth's core, but he draws it out of the ground and he becomes.. Randiation, cos he's normal name is Randi and now he's Randiation, I added the 'n' to radiation? You get it don't you? Still need a surname for him, any suggestions*?

*If you have suggestions, tag, if not, tag. Hehe.. I'm joking, I'm not desperate for tags(:

Completed storyline for Cheryl already, ready to start tomorrow.
Posts will be kinda short for about 2 weeks, seeing as I have exams):

Curse you exams!!

Edit: Here's the title I missed out on..

2007-10-21T15:47:00.000+08:00

Cheryl told me to blog, so yeah..
Seeing as she gave me a quiz I guess I'll do it..

BLUE IS LOVE
1. Do you like someone? Like? Definitely, the usual close few. But if it's in the context of love then.. NOT TELLING!! XP Oh right, I forgot to read the title for this portion of the quiz.. Sorry):
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? Nope.. Infatuation yes but love no. You retards better not come piss me off about over my answer for this question..
3. Have you ever loved someone so much it hurt? Yeah, I have. What can I say? Loving someone too much is like having a really heavy weight. Perchance, say having an elephant and not just any elephant, but one from america, strapped to your back(not painful enough) nose(still not painful enough) ~~ear~~lobe(now we're getting somewhere) nuts(exactly the right amount of pain).
RED IS ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone? If mad in the context of insanity then this is a stupid question, I'm always insane.. But if the context is in anger then no, if I was pissed, you'd be reading a rant against them later. Oh right, the title.. Again.. Damn.. Sorry):
2. Which of your family members has the worst temper? Me and my dads, both in reality and in school. Inheritance hehe..
3. Have you ever hurled something at someone? Chicken wings, slaps, insults, books about proper parenting, basketballs, you name it.. Oh dear, all of these seem to have been thrown at Hehao at least once. Pfft.. Merely a coincidence.
4. Is someone mad at you? Hehe.. Definitely, people who piss me off always get pissed at me later if they read my blog(: What can I say? -grins-
YELLOW IS SELF-DISCOVERY
1. Name(s)? Stanley, Nats, Stan Instanity, The Stray Colour, Zheng Wei, Mr. OutSTANding, Stanley-boy and most recently christened, BRACES MAN!!
2. What is you career plan for the future? Hehe.. I want an ~~orgasm~~ organism named after me so.. Ocean's still not fully uncovered.. Neither is space.. Everyday new insects discovered.. Marine Biologist, Entomologist or Exobiologist, but before that, I want go SEA games!! So I'm swimming every week, 3 to 4 times, 2 hours per session(:
3. What is your main goal in life? I never actually thought about my most MAIN goal in life before.. Goals yes but MAIN goal no.. But as of now, my goal is to reach 1.8 metres.
4. Do you want to have children? Naturally? The world's too full of idiots, the intelligent ones need to go forth and multiply!!
ORANGE IS EXCITEMENT
1. Has Anyone Thrown A Surprise Party For you? Yes!! Primary school and in Kindergarten!!
2. If you won a million dollars , what would be your first thought? Oh bother.. Just add it to the current pile, 4th room on the right. -ushers butler away-
3. If you could have anything in the world, what would it be? Could I have anyone instead? Sobs):
GREEN IS OPINION
1. Lower The Drinking Age? I don't care cause I don't drink. Definitely yes, let those idiots drink till they get alcohol poisoning, at least the world would be rid of several idiots.
2. Abortion? I don't care cause I don't abort. Definitely no, lives are important, except when they belong to idiots.
3. War? BLOODY HELL yes!! Wars make history you see(:
4. Global Warming? OMG, I'M SO SORRY!! I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!!
PURPLE IS Q AND A
1. How many beds did you lie on today? 4, mine, my sister's, my mum's and my dad's.. Eh wait.. 3 only, mum and dad sleep together you see.
2. What colour shirt Are you wearing now? What shirt?
3. Name one thing You Can Do Daily? Piss someone off and cheer someone up.
4. Is Tom your friend? I haven't met him personally but I heard he's rather hot, has to be for Cheryl to even bother lying on his bed(:
5. What website do you visit the most? StreetofStanley.blogspot.com. You should really visit it. Oh wait.. If you're reading this then that's exactly what you're doing now.
6. Do you have plants in your life? Yes.. Human-beans, peanuts, sweat potato, humpkin and the usual green bean which everyone definitely tried planting before.
7. Does any part of your body hurt now? My heart):
8. Do you own a camera phone? What do you think I used to take those pictures in the previous post?
PINK IS LAST
1. Last Movie you watched in Cinema? Fantastic 4, Spiderman 3 or Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, can't remember, had free tickets for all(:
2. Last Song you listened to? Hehe.. Hampsterdance.com, been refreshing for hours. What can I say? I have weird taste(:
3. Last Person You Spoke to On Phone? Someone asking for my sister. Hmm.. She's kinda young to chat.. Well at least it was a girl.. OMG!! My sis is lesbian?! Damn she's only 8..
GREY IS TODAY
1. What are you doing tonight? Drawing the main picture for Cheryl's story and starting on concept art for the Heroic Hamster, too lazy to finish earlier works(:
2. What are you going to eat? Luncheon Meat, I helped to cook*.
3. Where are you going to be at 2 am? Dreamland, dreaming about d..

Linkage Lost..

Just joking..

*and by cook I meant I opened the container of oil(:

Crap.. I'm really running out of ways to say bye.. AGAIN!!

Doorway disconnected..